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Here in America, we have a lot of ignorant slobs who like to blame the Jews every time some Arab SOB decides to blow up a busload full of schoolkids or beats his old lady. I've decided that everyone should get in on the fun. So, what do YOU blame the Jews for?

I'll start us off. I blame the Jews for my milk going sour. And for all the copies of "Battlestar Galactica" being checked out from the local video store last night.

Anybody else?

2006-09-16 10:11:29 · 16 answers · asked by Simon Templar 2 in Politics & Government Politics

Good answer, Runlolarun! They should never have attacked a country that was kidnapping their soldiers and launching missles into their residential neighborhoods! Why, the sheer audacity of those barbarians! How dare they! GRRRRR!

2006-09-16 10:20:27 · update #1

Nice one, okidoki! Which brings us to an important question -- which is worse, George W. Bush or the Jews?

Waitaminnit.... what if George W. Bush IS a Jew? Holy cats! The conspiracy never ends!

2006-09-16 10:22:25 · update #2

Hey, 43... no fair! I like Ahava Rabbah... sort of.

On the other hand, they did give us Tony Kushner... which is pretty much unforgivable.

2006-09-16 10:26:05 · update #3

undertheradar: Oh, sweet leaping mother of God, you're right. Streisand... I shudder... Let's giver her an all-expenses paid trip to vist Iran, shall we?

2006-09-16 10:29:25 · update #4

Wayne: YIKES! 'Nuff said!

2006-09-16 10:42:20 · update #5

16 answers

We can blame them for Barbra streistand

2006-09-16 10:22:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

It isn't the Jews who are at fault it is the ******* Catholics. From the time I was born until five years ago I saw all the damage the Catholics can cause. They destroyed my life. For 32 years I had to suck it up and pretend to go along with those vile people. I have too many situations to tell but they wouldn't all fit on here.

2006-09-16 17:17:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I blame them for only inventing 2 versions of the Polio vaccine, there should be 3 versions! I blame them for coming up with the theory of relatvity and not making it simple enough for all to understand.

2006-09-16 17:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by scarlettt_ohara 6 · 1 0

I blame the Jews for Bush, oh thats right there are none of those. Geese, I guess I will blame them for something. Let me get back to you on that.

2006-09-16 17:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I blame a small section of them for being so weak and corrupt as to accept the bribe of a pardon from an Impeached president to ALL vote to make his socialist wife senator of New York! They have cut off their own nose to spite their face!

2006-09-16 20:25:03 · answer #5 · answered by trumain 5 · 0 2

I like the Jews but I blame the Zionist Jews and Zionist government of Israel for:
Holding and torturing innocent Lebanese women and children in their prisons for no reason (the reason 2 Israeli solders were kidnapped)
Attacking Lebanon in 1980's leading to the formation of Hezbollah
Attacking Lebanon recently killing 1200 civilians via phosphorus bombs mostly women and children
Bulldozing Palestinian houses with people in it
starving and sending sewage into Palestine
starving and killing Palestinian children
calling anyone a terrorist who helps those poor people!
spreading hate and terror through out the world!

2006-09-16 17:48:20 · answer #6 · answered by superman 1 · 0 5

I blame the Israelis because it was bushes fault!

2006-09-16 17:18:37 · answer #7 · answered by Stand 4 somthing Please! 6 · 0 1

If anyone thinks I'll lower myself to answering this insane question they've got another thing...........well, I *do* blame them for all those infernal Seinfeld reruns......

2006-09-16 17:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by Wayne H 3 · 1 0

I'm blaming them for Klezmer music.

2006-09-16 17:21:44 · answer #9 · answered by 43 5 · 1 0

Good idea, so lets blame the g.d. Jews for all these Mexicans here on welfare!

2006-09-16 17:13:49 · answer #10 · answered by Repub-lick'n 4 · 0 2

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