My kids are driving me up a wall, I really want to lock their little asses in a cage and pass bread and water through the bars....anyone out there feeling the same way? It's always nice to know your not alone.
2006-09-16 06:28:31 · 21 answers · asked by sasha 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
First of all I am not an idiot, I love my kids and if and when you do have kids you will have your days too, I promise. And I would never hurt my kids, or lock them in a cage, I'm sorry for those of you who have no sense of humor, you must cry a lot more than you laugh.
2006-09-16 06:59:34 · update #1
HA! Funny! I know EXACTLY how you feel! Kids can get SO frustrating! If you find a cage, would you let me know where I can get 3 of them? Teen size please, with water bowls. I'm not inhuman! Leashes too, heck, they can't stay in there forever. All kidding aside, sounds like you need some "me/mom" time. Find someone to watch them, (or use their cages) and go do something you enjoy. Those of you who look down on this, just wait. Your turn's coming....
2006-09-16 07:42:03 · answer #1 · answered by Mike 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are a lot of mothers and dads out there that feel the way you do. I know it may seem mean to some folks, but it's extremely important to keep the kids in line and make them mind. It's extremely important to your sanity. Be firm and stick with it. You and the kids will be better off. I know easier said than done. Just make a plan and stick with it. You know as well as I do if you give them an inch they'll take a mile. It's OK to let go sometimes, but they have to learn where the line is drawn and not to cross over it and believe me they will love you for it.
2006-09-16 13:41:07 · answer #2 · answered by stephenl1950 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let's see..I felt that way about 3 times a day when my kids were young. Only I was willing to sell them to a 3rd world country to get them that far away from me! Then, something would happen and I was glad to have them...aren't kids the sh*ts? No, you are not alone, and it is refreshing to see some real honesty about something other than "my husband has left me for my bimbo sister."
You need a break, so take one. Call someone to watch the monsters for a couple of hours and you will feel fine. Itsn't it amazing how well behaved they are for others? Good luck and laugh..we only have this time for about 12 years, then they are gone into their own little worlds of sex, drugs, alcohol, etc. With that in mind, think that good times are ahead. Look forward to the time when you list of aquaintences will include the entire police department of your city! LOL
2006-09-16 13:36:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love my kids and I had them for an overnight stay last night my youngest went to bed at midnight and my middle was up by 6 am they can drive you crazy that is fore sure but they are the most blessed things in the world, I don't understand how a woman can have 3 kids with a man and then not love him anymore?
2006-09-16 13:37:26 · answer #4 · answered by jbrown280000 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you could use some time out, do you have someone you might could get to keep them for a few hours even if you just came back home and did nothing. Hope this makes you laugh a little: A wife hits her husband in the head and he says why did you do that, she says because I found Lou-ann's phone number in your pants pocket, he' said that was the name of a horse I bet on and she says honey I'm so sorry. A day or two later he comes home and she hit's him with iron skillet and knocks him out cold, when he comes to he said why did you do that? she said : your horse called today! Hope it helps a little. It will get better.
2006-09-16 13:40:55 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dyslexic walk into a bra.
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2006-09-16 13:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by Gin Martini 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support
Agency forms in the section for listing father's details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11. It
takes the prize.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A
was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of
child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as
I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can
provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if
this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She
was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex
with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I
fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his
phone number? Thanks.
4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He
drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door
panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see
if he's had it replaced.
5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter
from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that
he is Christ risen again.
6. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs
me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic
implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you
and right by the country. Please advise.
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all
squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green
Jacket.
8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up
with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at
Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I
remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the
evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the
party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after
all when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.
By the way, I have a good mate that works for the CSA and she reckons these could all be true. One of her favourites was when a man, quite seruously, said to her ,"But she stole my sperm!" LOL!!!!
2006-09-16 13:43:03 · answer #7 · answered by Bill(56 yrs old) 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am taking this as a joke about what you would do to your kids. I know a lot of mothers feel the same way, but would never actually hurt their kids!
This is not going to make things better today, but believe me when I say that time takes care of everything. My children are grown and out of the house. Yes, I miss them. However, I now have the time to do all of the things I wanted to do for years. I just don't have quite as much energy as I used to. The kids sucked me dry of energy for too many years! I love my kids and enjoyed raising them, but now I get my revenge.
My son is finishing his advanced basic training and calls me every night. He wants to talk to mom and tell me about his day. This is the same teenager who never spoke to me without me having to drag the answer out of him. He now talks to me at least 15 minutes a day. My daughter has her own business. Mom was too stupid to understand what a teenage girl was going through, but now mom is smart and can help her with questions about life and business. It is amazing how smart mom gets when the kids are grown!
I love my kids, but I felt the same way as you on many occasions. It is worth it in the end! Hang in there! They have to sleep sometime!
2006-09-16 13:41:28 · answer #8 · answered by physandchemteach 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I said a prayer for you today
And know God must have heard-
I felt the answer in my heart
Although He spoke no word!
I didn't ask for wealth or fame
(I knew you wouldn't mind)-
I asked Him to send you treasures
Of a far more lasting kind!
I asked that He'd be near you
At the start of each new day
To grant you health and blessings
And my friendship to share your way!
I asked for happiness for you
In all things great and small-
But it was for His loving care
I prayed the most of all!
By: Kenny P. aka-Cobra
2006-09-16 13:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by Cobra 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Honey your kids are the most precious gift from god. And you should never feel like that about them. I'm pretty sure your mother did not feel that way about you. Yeah I agree they can do things to get on your nerve. But believe me they will be there for mommy when no one else can.
2006-09-16 13:34:48 · answer #10 · answered by tessie35 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋