God,salvation,heaven,man's situation,bible
2006-09-16 04:16:01 · 28 answers · asked by joel marco b 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
Because I accepted Jesus as my lord and savior.
2006-09-16 04:22:50 · answer #1 · answered by bruinfan 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say to him, "You are a fake".
I believe in the God of the Bible. If I were asked that question, I would know it wasn't the God I believe in asking because He and I have a personal relationship.
That would be like my mom asking "Why should I let you into my house?"
2006-09-16 04:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jael 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If pixies fell out of the trees and asked me, 'Can you play with us?', what would I say?
I would say anyone can dream up a bizarre hypothetical situation to pose a pseudo-philisophical query; an attempt to suggest something of 'higher' quality. But in the end - your question is an absolute, undisputed pile of goat turds. I've heard better questions from people returning off acid trips babes.
2006-09-16 04:29:00 · answer #3 · answered by quay_grl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because I'm Irish, Fare Skinned and I don't do heat well... remember what happened when I lived in Phoenix? Yea, that sucked. So come on, cut a girl some slack and lemme hang here with the air conditioning.
2006-09-16 04:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by ChemGeek 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because:
*I'm allergic to evil and demons
*I can hook you up with free cable
*I deserve a break from traffic wardens and I'm positive that the 'other place' is full of them
*I LOooOoOove youu maaaan :'(
*I believe in miracles
*I bought a ticket when they cancelled family guy
*my wife's in hell
Look, over there, It's a hindu!! (byeeee)
2006-09-16 04:52:09 · answer #5 · answered by Hustle and Grow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a pretty funny question. Makes me think of a door-to-door salesman, knocking on heaven's door.... "I have something that'll knock Your socks off!!! If I could just have a moment of Your time...." Too funny. I think if I had to sell myself to God I haven't lived my life right....
2006-09-16 04:20:08 · answer #6 · answered by Helga J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe that our main goal in the World is to find love and cherish it. I have found my other half and have lived a beautiful life by his side. So, I would like to come in, in order to wait for his arrival and stay by his side for all eternity. If he is not destinate to come in then I don`t want to come in either
2006-09-16 04:59:41 · answer #7 · answered by Carla 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because you made us clean up all of your messes down there for thousands of years; the least you can do is give us a little relaxation at the end of the day.
2006-09-16 04:26:42 · answer #8 · answered by le_fou_mauvais 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God being omnipotent, he doesn't *have* to do anything. There is no way you can convince him that you should be let into heaven.
2006-09-16 04:25:07 · answer #9 · answered by veraperezp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...because I hung out with gay men all my life and that proves that I am a respectful and tolerant person with an open mind. And we drank lots of wine while hanging out, which helped us remember Jesus. Hehe.
2006-09-16 04:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by Xander's Mom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋