Best famous last words or phrases - in need of a bit of humour
2006-09-16 03:42:55 · 35 answers · asked by geoffrey2312 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
just recieved 1 -
The stingray loves a bit of foreplay before intercourse
2006-09-16 03:50:45 · update #1
here a few for you:
No, my shoes aren't untied.
No, the stream is not strong...
Of *course* it's bulletproof. Shoot me and you'll see.
Of course I'm fit to drive.
Of course it's sterile.
Oh, hi Laur... err Sandra !
Oh, I wouldn't worry about that noise. It's probably nothing.
Oh, we don't need to follow the instruction manual. It all looks quite obvious.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
OK, this is the last time.
Okay, let's see if I loaded this thing right...
Oooh! Somebody from Montana sent me a package made entirely of wood!
Oooopsss...
Pass me a hanky; I'm going to wipe the foam off that dog's mouth.
Patchy fog ? On this road ! Don't make me lau...
Pick up those 32 empty lager cans, you lout !
Pull the pin and count to what ?
2006-09-16 03:45:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
'I told you I was Ill' were the last words of comedian Spike Milligan.
' It'll be ok when I get here into fourth' were the last word of drummer Cozy Powell, shortly before he drove 'head on' into a tree.
'Bugger Bogner' I believe were the last words King Richard the fourth uttered.
2006-09-16 03:51:47 · answer #2 · answered by michel t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
Loads more to cheer you up below!
My own favourite is George V's last words. Told he would soon be well enough to visit Bognor Regis, his last words were "Bugger Bognor!" which always makes me smile!
2006-09-16 03:43:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be silly of course the second rip cord will work.
Parachutists
It's getting pretty damn cold in here.
Pilots
You know I think you might be right about these breaks.
Driver.
Oh sh*t!
Pretty much anyone.
I've got something in my eye aaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhh.
Tight rope walker.
2006-09-16 04:16:11 · answer #4 · answered by Ben S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Watta ya mean dont point this thing at my head ? dont worry Courtney, its not loaded " - Kurt Cobain
"Suge; Im not scarred of those guys walking toward the car with their Guns, i been shot before.. TuPac
""Shut up, this stuff is not very strong i can do a few more hits and not O-D on it " .. Chris Farley
but seriously...
in his last will ..old time comedian..Henny Youngman, wrote "to my wife i leave my home, to my son and daughter i leave all my money, to my nephew Alan , who asked me every-day -as i lay sick and about to die - to pls remember him in my will....
HI ALAN !
2006-09-16 03:54:34 · answer #5 · answered by billybadazz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mizner, Wilson (1876-1933)
"Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss."
Wilson Mizner was a U.S. writer and gambler. On his deathbed, he briefly regained consciousness before dying and found a priest standing over him. Mizner waved the priest away saying, "Why should I talk to you? I've just been talking to your boss."
2006-09-16 04:18:10 · answer #6 · answered by Islander 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not last words, but i av some funny gravestone quotes
"Well this sucks"
"I told u I was sick"(meant 4 his wife)
2006-09-16 04:29:05 · answer #7 · answered by Bear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
King Harold at the battle of Hastings: "Watch that f*****, he's going to have someone's eye out".
2006-09-16 03:47:46 · answer #8 · answered by Never say Never 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"what an artist dies in me" Emperor Nero
Oscar wildes (mentioned earlier) is always going to be the best ever
2006-09-16 04:13:20 · answer #9 · answered by bolters37 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Bugger Bognor" King George V final words
2006-09-16 03:46:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋