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As example: I was moving up an escalator in Macys recently, and some guy stands close to me and says to his friend "Now thats a Bisquit Butt" ...his friend looks confused & says "what?" and he points to my a*ss and says "Cause I want to butter that up and eat it"

(yeah, I ignored him and I was twenty shades of red, but he was cute) So tell me your best or worst experience, depending on how you see it.

2006-09-15 22:56:15 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Cultures & Groups Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

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"Do you party"

That is actually a pick up line where I live and I am so sick of it because it doesn't mean what it sounds like.It has a drug mixed with sex suggestion.

2006-09-15 23:10:39 · answer #1 · answered by BuckFush 5 · 1 1

In a bar.. you go over to a guy bend down to the floor and say " Is that a feather on the floor? Because I know heaven must be missing an angel."

2006-09-16 06:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by waggy 6 · 0 2

let s see an awesomely bad pick up line here goes what s that fragrance you have on......her reply oh it s _________ ....then i reply i think me on you would smell even better lmao but lord let s not hope it s a dumb dumb chick cuzz then you ll have to go into oh it s made by a french perfume designer and all this yadadada and uhh i just fked up my mood lol

2006-09-16 05:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by glass_city_hustla 4 · 0 0

Go up to the lady (or man) and ask for the time. When she/he politley gives you the time. Say "thank you, I just won a bet. My friend said you wouldn't give me the time of day." It works I got married!

2006-09-16 05:59:30 · answer #4 · answered by rswdew 5 · 3 0

ok, was at a bar in southampton, had JUST got served, the barman was handing me my change, and as i turned around after just picking up my FULL pint of lager, this guy gets right in my face and says "hi im adam, can i buy you a drink". i was speachless. and no i didnt sleep with him.

2006-09-16 06:56:58 · answer #5 · answered by Paul D 2 · 1 0

*Pointing to left leg* Let's call that Thanksgiving, and *pointing to right leg* that's Christmas. What do you say I come between the holidays?

2006-09-16 11:07:41 · answer #6 · answered by Agent Double EL 5 · 1 0

"hey man !,,do you work out? "

This said to me while in a gym surrounded by other guys also working out ....
Only response i could think of ...was no not really ime just holding these weight for a friend ...was so stupid.
I dont know who was more embarrassed at the stupidity of it him or me

2006-09-16 09:11:38 · answer #7 · answered by Bearable 5 · 0 1

Approach guy/girl with 10p and say: "Here's 10p phone your mum and tell her your not coming home tonight"

This has got to be the best lol =)

2006-09-16 19:36:55 · answer #8 · answered by Vulcan Chic 2 · 0 1

Since I have the entire Webster’s dictionary tattooed on my di**, why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll put some words in your mouth.
I laughed in his face.

2006-09-16 06:01:45 · answer #9 · answered by zaffaris 5 · 1 1

Did i see you in the "i Like Blonde Guy magazine?

2006-09-16 10:06:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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