my mother caught me, ya know, pleasuring myself recently. we don't have doors in the trailer, just cutains. i told her to go outside and not to come in till i called her, but she came in early anyway. she caught me red handed. now i'm in hot water with her. you guys got any ideas about what i could say to her to calm her down? i'm 31 for christsakes!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 20:15:46 · 15 answers · asked by kurleylovescheese 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
First off, Do Not tell her you were thinking of her. She won't be flattered.Tell her you are very sorry and it won't happen again. Then just be more careful when your doing your thing. Turn the pages of your dirty magazine very quietly and no moaning. That will go a long way toward making things easier for you.
2006-09-15 20:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell her it's her fault you were jerking off cuz you can't have chicks over...then again that probably would make her even more angry...try to put it in a nice way u know with crap like "I'm a 31 year guy i NEED to be sexually active" stuff like that.
But really the best long term solution would be moving out.
2006-09-16 05:31:08 · answer #2 · answered by GhostB 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Move out
2006-09-16 03:42:10 · answer #3 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Mom....why didn't you teach me this earlier? Lighten up, you should try it, it'll calm you right down, sit back and have a smoke aftawards...oh and Mom , on yer way out...toss me a warm wash cloth.
2006-09-16 03:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by twostories 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh, what a shame!!! you do know first hand that you dont have doors...and what do u expect your mother to do...wait outside till ur done?!! and by the way, next time, wen ur too hot to hold it, buy urself some iced canned soda and get a grip....hehehe!!! and boy, ur 31!!!!!
2006-09-16 03:28:17 · answer #5 · answered by mashka 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You masturbated in your mother's house?! Respect your mother as the Bible tells you to. Do not masturbate in her house, unless it is in your room at 2 a.m. and she is sleeping soundly. You should be ashamed of yourself. Respect yo' Mama.
2006-09-16 03:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Desert Sienna 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes
2006-09-16 03:27:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anry 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
31?and still live with your mom?
2006-09-16 03:22:59 · answer #8 · answered by willis_is_40 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seriously...move out!
2006-09-16 03:19:05 · answer #9 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Get ur own dang place!
2006-09-16 03:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Di 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋