What was your favorite flashback moment from family guy? You know what I mean, "Like that time ............................."
2006-09-15 20:02:18 · 14 answers · asked by Why_so_serious? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
Brian: You've never had too much luck telling jokes
*Flashback to Peter in a net surrounded by heavily armed Apes*
Peter (telling a joke): Okay, Okay I got one, "How many dirty, stinking apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
(silence)
Peter: Three...one dirty, stinking ape to screw in the lightbulb, and two more dirty stinking apes to throw feces at each other....heheheheheh
*Apes cock their guns and point them at Peter*
When Meg & her mom are talking and she says somethin like "Poor self image is the first step to hatred" then they showed Hitler in the weight room struggling to lift like 5 pounds, then panned to a Hasidic Jew with a star of david on his neck standing in front of a mirror with 2 girls laughing, then pan back to Hitler getting mad
Quagmire finds the cheerleader tied up in the bathroom.
Quagmire: Dear diary. Jackpot!
Peter:"So, is this really the blood of Christ"
Priest:"Yes"
Peter:"Woah, that guy must've been wasted 24/7!"
Brian:"Me llamo es Brian"
Mexican:"That was real good, but you don't need the 'es'. It should be 'Me llamo Brian'"
Brian:"Oh, you speak english"
Mexican:"Not really. Just that last sentence and this one explaining it"
Brian:"you're kidding me"
Mexican:"¿Que?"
Stewie:"Blast! what was mother's phone number?... there is just one thing I can do... One-one-one--one-one-one-one. Lois? Blast! One-one-one--one-one-one-two. Lois? Blast! One-one-one--oneoneonethree. Lois? Blast!"
Most all of the "Et Peterbus Unum" episode (Particularly the Can't touch this parody, the pool scene, and the scene with the flashlights).
The part where Peter buys a red sportscar because he has a complex due to Chris' penis size, and starts entering and exiting a tunnel.
chris' teacher aks chris what he sees, and he says "2 D's and an F".
In one flashback scene, it shows that Stewie's head was not always shaped like a football and it was all an accident
"Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur
skeltons.)
Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night"
Bear washing dishes: um where did you go
Adams: oh i just wen to see a friend
*silence*
Bear: then whose number did i find in your pocket
Peter: Hey I'm not sure if I'm in the right place. I'm looking for a guy to come entertain my kids at a birthday party
Novelty guy: (in real gay voice, dressed like Spider man) Oh sure I can do that. I can do some handstands or some somersaults, or make believe the kids are little bugs caught in my web..
*Peter backs out slowly and takes off running out the door*
death shows up to a frat house...
"3 more to alcohol poisoning" *starts poundin beers, leaves drunk* "ok, maitain, maintain" *chews gum, puts on belt, checks mirrors, pulls out in yellow beetle and slams into cop car*
In one episode Peter was scared of teaching Stewie how to potty train and was like, "What do you think happened to the Lindenburgh baby?" and then it flashes back to Charles Lindenburgh and his wife teaching their kid to Potty Train and Charles accidently flushes the kid down the toilet and the dialoque went like this:
Charles: (Flushes kid down the toilet) Ohh God!! What have I done!! Jesus Christ, our baby, what are we gonna do?!?! Wait, wait, we can just say that someone kidnapped him and no one will ever have to know about this
(Amelia Earhart enters the room)
Charles' wife: But what about Amelia, she saw everything!
Charles: (squints his eyes and gets an evil smirk on his face) Dont worry, I'll take care of her.
*Pinnochio sitting on chair in Gepeto's wood shop*
*Gepeto drops glasses in front of Pinnochio on purpose*
Gepeto: Oh No! I dropped my glasses
*bends over to pick them up and sticks *** inches away from Pinnochio's nose*
Gepeto (while bent over): Oh by the way, Pinnochio there was a cookie missing from the cookie jar...did you take it by any chance?
Pinnochio: Yes Papa Gepeto, i'm sorry
Gepeto: Are you sure you took it? Because i'd believe you if you said you didn't
Pinnochio: No, I took it Papa...I wouldn't lie to you
Gepeto: Well....u could try...who knows? you might get away with it
2006-09-15 20:21:32 · answer #1 · answered by UgottaBkiddinMe 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man!! Theres too many! Like the one with that old perverted man who liked chris and kept leaving messages!..you pigless sombatch, CALL ME!..or when Brian owed Stewie money!! And he beat the hell out of him!! Hilarious!! Brian and Stewie are my favorite.
2006-09-15 20:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by preciousbums05 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Peanut Butter Jelly Time Episode was the best for me, so many memories!!
2006-09-15 21:37:58 · answer #3 · answered by crazyfry84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When stewie put on lipstick & was looking at himself in the mirror as he was walking by & then him slowly moving back to the mirror to look at himself. I also loved when he was jumping on the bed & he hit his head on the ceiling & it knocked his head to the shape it is now.
2006-09-16 03:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by דְבוֹרָה Devorah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Peter is going to say the joke about the jews and a naked priest on a bar..and there's a naked priest next to him..
2006-09-16 06:07:51 · answer #5 · answered by M.A.G. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think of peter fighting that huge cock(chiken) for 5 minuts
that was the best fight scene since van damme's double impact(lol)
2006-09-19 02:59:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love the one where stewie gets blamed for the dog peeing on the rug. it reminds me of my son and our dog because if you dont change my boy fast enough he is like a fire hose.
2006-09-15 20:05:32 · answer #7 · answered by mypurpleelephant 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Peter lost his virginity at the H.S. football game. HA!!!!
(Oh God was football rough back ina day...when grass-stained kneepads and ....... nevermind.) (All I can say is "thank god for mouthguards!")
2006-09-15 21:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by sincere12_26 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the black knight flash back lol where peter jumps and the black knight saves him lol
2006-09-15 20:07:33 · answer #9 · answered by not_an_angel_just_a_girl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
peter goes to hell and superman is there, he ask why he's there and superman said he killed a hooker for saying he was faster than a speeding bullet.
2006-09-15 20:38:14 · answer #10 · answered by reggie t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋