2006-09-15 19:37:29 · 15 answers · asked by E.B. 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How can you be arrested for resisting arrest?
What's the youngest you can die of old age?
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
When a clown dies, do all his friends go to the funeral in one car.
Name your next dog 'Stay'. When you teach him to "Come here, Stay!” after a while will the dog go insane and not move at all.
Get a humidifier and a dehumidifier. Put them in the same room will they fight it out.
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja’-vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Say “I'm so hyper” with a very dull voice.
Send a postcard picture of the earth. On the back have it say, "wish you were here."
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
When someone asks if you slept well, tell them “No, I made a couple of mistakes.”
What's another word for Thesaurus?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.
Is ‘a tired old cliché’ one?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If the sign says ‘Eight items or less’, tell the cashier your name is Les.
If you Xerox a mirror, do you get an extra Xerox machine?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
When no one’s looking, do rabbits stand in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "Hey, I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy food?
Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
What was better than sliced bread before their was sliced bread?
How is it possible to have a Civil War?
Why do people think that 'ALL NATURAL' products are always somehow better for them? Arsenic is all natural and so is cyanide, aren't they?
Why do people ask "Can I ask you a question?" Kinda already did don't you think?
Just what flavor is 'Original'?
Why do women always open their mouth when they put on mascara?
Why is it impossible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze?
How come you can't tickle yourself?
Why don't cartoon characters ever change clothes?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why does Porky Pig wear a shirt but no pants.
Also, Why does Porky Pig wear a towel around his waist after a shower, and then remove the towel and put on a shirt with no pants?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
2006-09-15 19:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by Erica 3 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Why did some car maker decided to put the gas tank on the left side, some on the right side and some at the back?
Why did they decided that they would call Pluto a planet in the first place?
Will an anteater get rid of all the ant hills on your property?
2006-09-15 20:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by nannygoat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-01 00:36:29 · answer #3 · answered by grumney 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I went hmmmm, when I saw a big fat balding man pushing a baby stroller with only a 6pk. of Miller Light beer in it and wearing one green slipper on one foot and a white sock on the other. His Hawaiian shirt was wide opened, flapping in the breeze exposing his huge hairy belly. he wasn't using the sidewalk, he was pushing that stroller through heavy traffic!!!!!!!!
2006-09-15 19:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E hmmm R hmmm I hmmmm C hmmm A hmmmm
2006-09-17 07:39:50 · answer #5 · answered by HEY boo boo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can not beat a roast dinner to make you go Hmmmm.
2006-09-15 19:43:16 · answer #6 · answered by MUSHMAN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Catching Grandpa pinching his sister in laws TT's.
2006-09-15 19:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by noname 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Burning cars rolling down Main Street, followed by angry men in floral leotards.
Hmmmmm?!
2006-09-15 19:40:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
seeing a gorgeous pic of johnny depp... hhhmmmmmmmmmm
2006-09-15 19:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by 2D1iLuV 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
vladimir putin and people taking him seriously... hmmmmm
2006-09-15 19:40:25 · answer #10 · answered by jit bag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋