do you have a mirror in your pocket????? because i can see myself in your pants..???
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Q: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
A: Unfertilized.
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Q: I love your dress. Please take it off.
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Q: That dress would look great crumpled beside my bed in the morning.
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Hey i lost my phone number.......can i have yours;)
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.........."i like your brain coz it keeps giving me this telekinetic signal to come near to you". "for sure i believe we have something in common". "_____________(any drinks from the counterbar would do, not just water) for you, hope you like the drink". "by the way, if those other psychos come next to you, just send me those signals and I'll come rescue you".
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I would say I like you, but you'd think I was trying to pull a fast one.
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Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
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You know you might be asked to leave, you make the other women look bad
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If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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im not fred flinstone but i'll make your bedrock
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Is that a wool sweater? Can I be your daaaaddddy?
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(Guy runs up to a girl, looks at the back of her shirt tag and say "Made in heaven. Just as I thought."
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Boy: Hi, do you like raisins?
Girl: No.
Boy: How about a date?
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Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
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Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long!!!
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Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.
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I forgot my library card...but can I still check you out?
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You look like my next girlfriend!
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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, how about we spend some time between the holidays!!!
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"Did you just fart? cuz you just blew me away!"
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If I take you on the dance floor,
will you try not to fall for me?
2006-09-15 19:50:31
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answer #2
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answered by ¿¡¿¡Que!?!? 2
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"Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long." :-)
2006-09-15 19:38:31
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answer #3
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answered by ♪ ♫ ☮ NYbron ☮ ♪ ♫ 6
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