Why do cats go meow and dogs go woof woof??

Answer 1

Do you know how to make a dog go meeow?
Put it in the freezer and then cut it with a bandsaw.
Do you know how to make a cat go whoof?
Soak it in petrol and light it

Answer 2

Who, other than humans, ever said cats meow and dogs go woof or bow wow or bark. It could be they both speak in the same dialect, just sounds different to the human ear. The male voice differs from the female voice doesn't it?

Answer 3

Joke time.

A dog is walking down the street when he see a sign in a window, "Help Wanted. Must be able to type 40 words a minute; must be computer literate; must be bilingual. An equal opportunity employer. Apply within."

The dog took the sign and walked in. The manager took one look at the dog and said, "Are you serious? We don't hire dogs!" The dog pointed at the part of the sign which said, "An equal opportunity employer." The manager heaved a sigh and said, "Well, you don't meet the qualifications, do you? Can you type?" The dog walked over to a typewriter and banged out a full letter -- business format -- in just a few minutes. The manager asked, "And are you computer literate?" The dog walked over to a computer, composed a new program, and ran it flawlessly. The manager said, "Well, okay. Your skills are pretty good. But there's one area where you can't qualify at all. It says on our sign that you have to be bilingual."

The dog said, "Meow."

Answer 4

Cause God said, Cats go meow and dogs go woof.

Answer 5

because if cats went 'woof woof', and dogs went 'meow', then "bizzaro" liberals would care about this country.

Answer 6

cuz uhh liek dogs go meow and cats go wooof woof and stuff

Answer 7

Well it would be a little funny wried if both cats and dogs went Wolf Wolf!

Answer 8

I don't know, but did you know that Mickey Mouse's dog Pluto was gay?
Yep, he is fuc*ing Goofy!
Come on that's funny!

Answer 9

Because cows go moo.

Answer 10

Same reason cows go moo..
It is the nature of the beast...