A cowboy bought a beautiful new horse.The salesman told him that the horses former owner was a famous preacher.
''The horse is very religious'' said the salesman. ''And he only responds to special commands.for instant, instead of saying giddy-up,you say priase the lord.And instead of saying Whoa! you say halleujiah.
''Priase the lord and halleujah''nodded the coyboy.
weeks later the coyboy was riding thourgh unfamiliar territory. The coyboy saw a cliff up ahead, but he confused the two words.
''Priase the lord." he siad but the horse keeped on going. He tugged and pulled and yelled "priase the lord, praise the lord!"
but the horse continued to race towerds the cliff.
then all of a sudden he remember the right word.
"Hallelujiah!!!" he cried.
the horse immediately stopped, mere inches from the cumbbleing egde of the cliff.
the cow boy breathed a shigh of relief and pulled off his hat, wiping the dust from his eyes.
"Praise the lord". he said.
2006-09-15 18:06:13 · 10 answers · asked by Taom 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Aha!! Great one. Good Good.
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2006-09-21 04:16:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There was a gunslinger coming into town, and everyone in town knew it. So, they stayed inside their houses until he rode in. While he was getting off of his his horse in front of the town saloon. The towns people were peeking out their windows at this bad gunslinger brushing off the dust, and slinging his saddle bags over his shoulder. But, before he enter the saloon he walked behind his horse and poked his finger in the horses butt, and rubbed some crap on his lips. The bar keeper seen this happen too, but didn't say anything. The gunslinger went into the saloon and order a shot and a beer. Downed them, and ordered four more of the same. By that time the bar keeper and gunslinger had been talking for a while. So, The bar keeper ask the gunslinger if he could ask him a question? The reply was yes, but make it fast! Why did you do that out side when you rode up to the saloon? The gunslinger asked what was he talking about? The Bar keeper said" why did you put horse crap on your lips. The Gunslinger said he had been riding in the dessert for days, and that the wind ,sun, and sand caused him to get chapped lips. The bar keeper said, that horse crap doesn't help chap lips. Then the gunslinger replied "it sure stopped me from licking them"
2006-09-15 18:44:14 · answer #2 · answered by philwhitt@sbcglobal.net 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The little girl thinks the word Apache is a figure name for peace, I guess that is why the US Military adopted it's name lol, cute uh?
2014-07-06 05:57:01 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. I anticipated the joke to revolve around free will and the horse.
2006-09-23 13:57:01 · answer #4 · answered by Scott K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!
2006-09-15 18:09:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it for 6 th time since..... but thats a nice one... good luck to keep everyone smile...
2006-09-15 20:55:42 · answer #6 · answered by pusher 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats awesome!
i never heard that one before!
2006-09-15 18:14:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is your question?
2006-09-15 18:11:17 · answer #8 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....That was a good one.
2006-09-15 18:14:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks man that is funny!
Me
2006-09-15 18:17:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋