yankees vs. red sox. where do you stand?

Question

a teacher was talking to her kindergarten class. she said "I like the Yankees. Who else likes the Yankees?"

Every single hand went up except for a little girl's.

"Janie. You don't like the Yankees?"

"No. I'm a Red Sox fan."

"Why are you a Red Sox fan?"

"Because my parents are Red Sox fans," the little girl replied.

"You don't have to like everything that you're parents like," the teacher said getting frustrated. "What if your parents were morons? What would you be then?"

"A Yankees fan."


NOTE: this joke doesn't necessarily reflect my ideas. how do you feel?

Answer 1

I think that people generally do not hate the yankees, they hate yankee fans who are arrogant and full of themselves. Look at most of their posts, " We won 26 rings", no the yankees won 26 rings, you won nothing.

Yankee fans say 2004 is over, stop living in the past, but then they bring up 26 rings in the same sentance. Youan not have it both ways.

If the yankees are such an historically great team, why did one of the greatest yankees of all time, Don Mattingly, never play in the post season? How many consecutive years did the yanks miss the playoffs, 14, 15 or 16?

Most of the yankee faithful are only faithful when they are winning, and even then the support is spotty at best. How many consecutive sell outs of yankee stadium this year?

Answer 2

Umm, why don't you look at this fact before posting a dumb little joke like that:

Yankees - 26 rings
Red Sox - 6 rings

20, COUNT EM, 20 CHAMPIONSHIPS AND PEOPLE STILL SAY THERE'S A RIVALRY. NEVER IN SPORTS HAS THERE BEEN A MORE LOPSIDED RIVALRY EVER.

btw

here's another joke for all you Yankee haters:

There were two men, one was a Red Sox fan and the other was a Yankees fan.

These men were both madly in love with the same woman. So the woman challenged that whichever man does a better job at having sex with her would be her boyfriend.

Both men accepted the challenge.

That night, the woman had sex with the Red Sox fan and then the other night had sex with the Yankees fan. The next day the woman chose the Yankees fan to be her boyfriend.

Shocked and outraged, the Red Sox fan asked why she didn't choose him.

She replied by saying, "You, like your team not only come up short but always finish early!"

Answer 3

The New York Yankees are the best team in the league for sure.I've been a yankee fan since i was 12 yrs old!They are going to win the World Series this year.

Answer 4

Yankee win because they spend more money then any other team. Baseball needs a salary cap. So I loved it when the SOXS won. But a PHILLIES fan GO PHILLIES

Answer 5

i like neither team. i like the yankees least of all. i think steinbrenner is a good owner i.e. he puts good money into the team but its also not a level playing ground. up until recently the yankees recieved the bulk of the profit sharing and the TV contracts in baseball so the boss has tons more money to play with.

Answer 6

All I know is that you spelled the possessive form "your" as the contraction "you're."

Now you can look at some of my questions to see where I stand, and you can look at the record of futility for the Red Sox as well as your own grammatical gift to see what truth is in that joke.

Answer 7

most people hate the yankees cause they are jealous cause they always win. and if they dont they always come backkk swinging!
GO YANKEES!

Answer 8

I AM A YANKEE FAN HOWEVER I LIKE THA JOKE, BUT IT SHOULD B A SOX FAN IS THE MORON, HAHA
AND GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 9

Funny joke. Heard it before.

I love the Yankees. Always have & always will!
Jeter, Damon, Posada, Rivera, Giambi, Matsui
and especially my sexy, sweet
A-Rod and those eyes of his . . . (sigh)!
. . . umm, what was the question?

Answer 10

YANKEES ALL THE WAY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! rED SOX SUX