I got busted by a US Marshal because I exclaimed "Watch this!" and threw his hamburger in a birds nest.On the way to jail, I blew the gawking people a kiss, and plucked a flower off a plant.I stuck it in my mouth and tried to tango back to the car.I think I'll be going to the Psych. ward instead of jail.
2006-09-15 17:14:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Once upon a time Miss Mary Carolyn Flower had a date with a U.S. Marshall. After they shared their first kiss that fateful spring day he got down on one knee and presented her with a hamburger box. But this was no ordinary hamburger box. Oh noooo. This hamburger box was made at Ling Chao's Bird's Nest Soup Palace and Jewelry Emporium. You should have seen the look of happiness come across Miss Mary Carolyn Flower's face as the crowd around her stopped to watch her open her hamburger box to reveal the beautiful diamond engagement ring her U.S. Marshall gave to her.
2006-09-15 17:05:06
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answered by Anonymous
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Walking silently around the garden the U.S. Marshal and his wife watch as a bird hovers near a flower. The bird is collecting twigs for his bird's nest. The U.S. Marshal relizing he is hungery for a hamburger sweeps down to kiss his wife and the leaves the garden.
2006-09-15 17:02:39
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answered by sweet_stuff_0989 2
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After a quick hamburger at the local drive in, we went for a walk in the park. My honey gave me a flower and a kiss. Then he laid me down on a blanket and I looked up to see a bird's nest high in the tree above. I laid there to watch a new bird took it's first flight. Then my honey started to get frisky, but it ended when we were tapped on the shoulder by the U.S. Marshal and told to take it home!!
2006-09-15 16:57:43
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answered by HEartstrinGs 6
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you should make a web page blog with this theme . what you are doing is fun and cool. i love to write, but i also love to help people allot too.
as my husband Ron who is a us marshal finally had a day off we went to a park with our flower blanket and watched the sun go down and the birds in a near by bird's nest chirp, while we hate hamburgers we got from the local McDonald's. after the sun set he gave me a passionate kiss and we went home for the evening.
2006-09-15 17:20:45
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answered by angelchele 3
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I was having a bad hair day, seriously my hair was a "bird's nest". I looked at my "watch", and quickly realized I was late for work. I sped off to work, already knowing that a bad hair day only gets worse......sure enough....I get pulled over by a "U.S. Marshal", with a "flower" tattooed on his arm. I'm furious by now and it's not even 8 am. Oddly enough....the U.S. Marshal comes over to ticket me for speeding and he takes one look at my bird's nest hair-do.....starts laughing so hard....he gives me a kiss and invites me out for lunch. Turned out to be a great day, the "hamburger" I ordered at lunch was fabulous!
Thanks for the fun!
2006-09-15 17:09:13
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answered by ? 5
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you watched a US Marshall eating a hamburger and then asked him to kiss your flower, but, when he saw it,, it looked more like a birds nest...
2006-09-15 17:04:44
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answered by quitelovableman 4
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The U.S. Marshall should smell the flowers and watch the bird's nest, eat a hamburger, and kiss his *** goodbye. :)
2006-09-15 16:55:15
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answered by 99CLOUD99 3
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The track from the deliver substitute into actual a Beatles track.The Polish gentleman making a track the lyrics as he replaced the lightbulb.The issues you notice whilst your on a romantic walk.
2016-10-01 00:29:27
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answered by Anonymous
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