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Come on,folks...let's see how creative you can be!!!
1. Window
2. Bank
3. Tractor
4. Guitar
5. Cardiac surgeon
6. ice cream soda

2006-09-15 16:44:45 · 14 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Society & Culture Other - Society & Culture

That's what makes it challenging,friend!

2006-09-15 16:47:42 · update #1

dragonrid... sweetheart,I am 57 and having fun. By the way,your story was funny!! Honestly, I'm only a kid at heart.

2006-09-15 16:53:45 · update #2

14 answers

After having a delicious ice cream soda, I suddenly had the urge to drive a tractor through a bank window. Don't know if it was the ice cream or the soda, but I had to do it. I revved up my tractor and slowly inched up to the window when suddenly I got hit on the back of my head! I turned around and it was a woman on a motorcycle holding a guitar grinning maniacally. I shouted "You almost gave me a heart attack!". By this point a crowd had gathered...the crowd parted and a creepy man in a lab coat emerged and shouted "Don't worry, I'm a cardiac surgeon!"

The end!

2006-09-15 16:50:38 · answer #1 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 1 1

What a great band! The guitar sounds like a tractor crashing through a bank window, while the bass is as smooth and bouncy as a cardiac surgeon eating an ice cream soda. The drummer's pretty good too.

wait, let me try again...

It was a slow day at the bank, few customers inside and little to listen to besides the sound of an occasional tractor passing by the window. As Bucky finished his ice cream soda, he wondered if his life wouldn't have been more exciting if he had kept his old job as a cardiac surgeon. But it was too late now. The only excitement left in Bucky's life was the Thursday night open mic and an old, scuffed guitar.

or maybe

Baby won't you be my cardiac surgeon,
won't you ride on my tractor with me.
I'll buy you an ice cream soda
and I'll play on my guitar just as sweet as can be.
Let's take a ride to the bank on Friday
we'll throw rocks at the window all night long.
and then we'll tip a cow and laugh til our sides hurt
and clang on a Balinese temple gong.

okay I'm done.

2006-09-16 00:07:19 · answer #2 · answered by anyone 5 · 0 0

I looked out the window to see a beautiful day. It was just too pretty to pass by, so I got on the tractor and rode it down to the lake. I sat under my favorite tree playing my guitar and enjoying the day. It ended too soon when I went to town to see my cardiac surgeon. He said he hoped I had enough money in the bank to pay for the surgery, so I decided what the heck. Instead, I decided I might as well have another ice cream soda and enjoy the rest of the day!!

2006-09-16 00:01:15 · answer #3 · answered by HEartstrinGs 6 · 2 0

One day I was looking out of the window and a large snowbank across the street and I was thinking to myself, "Man! An ice cream soda sure sounds good right about now." Of course, all I could think about was that I only had $1.97 in the bank and ice cream sodas cost $1.99. Man, I tell ya! Tat really bites! Anyway, as I was moaning and complaing about my plight, a tractor went by my house and it was being driven by a guitar playing cardiac surgeon drinking an icecream soda. I thought, "That b@st@rd! He knows I am broke and he is doing this just to make me mad."

2006-09-15 23:53:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

After leaving the cardiac surgeon, and trying to enjoy an ice cream soda, I pulled my tractor up to the window at the bank to get some money for a new guitar.

I like one sentence better. LOL!!

2006-09-15 23:50:36 · answer #5 · answered by catscratch 1 · 1 0

The cardiac surgeon tied off the last stitch, ending what turned out to be a very complicated surgery. The patient ended up coding on the table, and they revived him - twice. The farmer was lucky. The situation could have been much worse.

Sam was clearing some of his land with his tractor, when a tree struck him in the chest and stopped his heart. Thank goodness his wife was watching out the window. as she was finishing up her dessert. She threw down the glass that contained the ice cream soda and as it shattered on the floor, she ran as fast as she could to get to her husband's side.

She was so relieved she had not yet left for the bank. She was to go and pay off the loan on their farm. It was finally going to be all theirs, and now her husband is lying in an operating room. She had been waiting for hours for word of his condition. She told the surgical receptionist that she was going outside to have smoke. They gave her a pager and promised to call her if they received any word.

Sally went out the side door. She lit her cigarette and leaned up against the wall. There was music playing over the speaker system. A familiar guitar piece was playing - Classical Gas. It took her back many years to a time with Sam. They had been kissing when this song came on the radio. Tears started forming in her eyes and then she realized the pager was going off. She hurried back to the desk.

The receptionist told Sally that the doctor wanted to speak with her. She hurried to the room where he was waiting. He was smiling. That was a good sign.

Dr. Wise gave Sally the good news that her husband would be OK. She was so relieved that she hugged the doctor as she thanked him.

Sally thought to herself how lucky she was, and how lucky Sam was. Circumstances could have been different if she had not witnessed the accident. But life would be back to normal soon. What a relief.

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Oops - guess that was more than one paragraph. ;-)

2006-09-16 02:06:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I was sitting at my window drinking and ice cream soda, when i started having pains in my chest, wondering if I was having a heart attack. I called the EMS and the current storm was preventing them from reaching my location, the only transportation I had was a old tracker so my husband drove it to the hospital. They said I needed to have surgery and that the cardiac surgeon needs a certain amount of money to start. My husband went to a pawnshop to sell his precious guitar he had in the family for years and then he went to the bank to get the remaining balance. After the surgery I went home to rest.

2006-09-16 00:13:35 · answer #7 · answered by angelchele 3 · 0 0

As I was sitting in the WINDOW of my room, playing my GUITAR, I noticed my neighbor, a CARDIAC SURGEON, drinking a new flavor of ICE CREAM SODA. Just as I opened up the window to ask what flavor he/she had, our crazy neighbor from up the street, pulled in the doctors drive way on his TRACTOR, and handed the doctor a credit card. The crazy neighbor then informed the doctor that he had left his CC at the BANK down the street.

Ok...so my paragraph sucked...but thanks for the creativity!

2006-09-15 23:51:06 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 1 0

Sunshine was as the bank window, in her tractor, trying to sell
her guitar. She had to move because the cardiac surgeon was
behind her and his ice cream soda was getting warm.

2006-09-15 23:50:09 · answer #9 · answered by leetledivineone 3 · 1 0

i looked out the window at the bank across the street. oh No there's a tractor-trailer rolling over that guys guitar. its gonna take a Cardiac surgeon to fix this problem, but for now ill enjoy my ice cream soda and my long drive home...

2006-09-15 23:49:52 · answer #10 · answered by Ms. DeVine 3 · 1 0

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