Chick 1
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/4555/1841/1600/PDVD_020.44.jpg
Chick 2
http://www.nicoles-funworld.de/windowcolor/farbvorlagen/ariel/ARIEL07.gif
Chick 3
http://www.ytv.com/programming/shows/spongebob_squarepants/img/characters/char_sandy.jpg
or Chick 4?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/f/ff/180px-Lurleen.gif
Well actually they're not technically for sale-I've just been stalking them and begging them to marry me. But their mase turns me on even more. And women love persistence. I'm a natural ladies' man. I mean want to marry all of them but they got laws against that in this country.
2006-09-15 16:28:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Aw jeez #1 isn't working here try this:
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2006-09-15 16:29:03 · update #1
Man, I seriously hope this is a joke!!!
2006-09-15 16:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Jennifer S 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Little Mermaid "Ariel" is by far the best canidate for a mail order bride. She has georgous hair, a beautiful voice, and she can swim like a fish which will come in handy if you ever start to drown. However, I don't know how she would arrive if you don't live near the ocean... she will have to swim to you! Good Luck!
2006-09-15 23:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by ru.barbie2 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO...that was too cute. Why not try Barbie. Shes an upstanding lady of class, education, and etiquette. Plus shes a blonde w/a great bod, I mean smile....hehehe The problem w/blow up dolls if you nibble to hard, they fart and race around the room. Their to hard to catch after that.
2006-09-15 23:34:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ivory_Flame 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hmmmm a mail order bride hons does she come with a feather duster to hons?/ why dont you make it easy on yourself instead of al this junke you got on the screnn run of and marry a barbie doll hons?/ no mariiage licensess no nothing!!
2006-09-15 23:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Counseling sounds good
2006-09-15 23:49:14 · answer #5 · answered by Cheryl J 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Monty I take door #3!!!
2006-09-15 23:48:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about one that you can blow up? You can always deflate her and stick her in the closet when you get sick of her.
2006-09-15 23:33:03 · answer #7 · answered by **KELLEY** 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i definitely won't take chick 2 because mermaids don't have pus*sies!
2006-09-15 23:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by alandicho 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can't give my consent on any of those... you can do better.
2006-09-15 23:30:46 · answer #9 · answered by Unknown 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dude, you need HELP.
2006-09-15 23:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by darkhunterfan65 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋