On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike. The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" The kid says, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before the cop rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top."
2006-09-15 16:15:24 · 21 answers · asked by djbred18 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Arf! Arf! That's just so christmassy
2006-09-15 16:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-09-15 16:23:24 · answer #2 · answered by skhoury28nails 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm i read your joke dude but doesnt made me laugh doent sound funny to me at all. maybe everybody else does ,but for me whenever i read something like a jokes stories i dont laugh much .sorry. iam not into many funny jokes .
2006-09-15 16:26:41 · answer #3 · answered by sk 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That cop got OWN'D.
2006-09-15 16:23:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jell-O = ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL>>>LOL>>>LOL>>>
2006-09-15 16:23:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny,but I've heard better
2006-09-15 17:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by Taom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it's a joke. and pretty funny
2006-09-15 16:17:01 · answer #7 · answered by pinhed_1976 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good joke. where did you get it do you have more
2006-09-15 16:37:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha that's a funny one :)
2006-09-15 16:26:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ladies and gents... we have a comedian among us!!! LOL nice joke!
2006-09-15 16:26:41 · answer #10 · answered by Aaron_C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋