After week 17, a horrible gastrointestinal virus will render 30 teams' players unable to get out of bed, thus forcing a Super Bowl matchup of the only two unaffected, and also 0-16, teams.
The Browns will be one of the unaffected teams because they have no guts, so the gastrointestinal virus will not affect them.
The Lions will have been beaten so badly be every other team in the league, they will have developed anti-sucking antibodies and this time will stand up to the beating.
The final of Super Bowl XLI:
Lions 2
Browns 0
After 15 scoreless overtime periods following 60 minutes of awful football (Browns, 19 possessions, 19 three-and-outs, 16 total yards; Lions, 20 possessions, 1 first down, 22 total yards), Kellen Winslow will get his left toe caught in the turn and shatter his left femur, and will roll 85 yards backwards into his own endzone (warriors always roll backwards, in the retreat direction), where a Lion coming back from the bathroom will trip over him for the safety.
This is the way it will happen. Mark it down.
2006-09-15 17:39:44
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answer #1
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answered by David W 3
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Top 4:
Indianapolis Colts
NY Giants
Seattle Seahawks
Carolina Panthers
Prediction:
NY Giants over Carolina in Playoffs Round 1, 35-28.
NY Giants over Seattle in NFC Championship game, 24-14.
Colts over NY Giants in the Superbowl, 27-21.
My favourite teams are the Colts and Giants, fav players are Peyton Manning, Marvin Harrison, Tiki Barber, Eli Manning.
Also love Dwight Freeney and Michael Strahan.
2006-09-15 16:09:52
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answered by Anonymous
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answered by ? 4
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Top four: Oakland, Green Bay, Tennesee, San Francisco
Superbowl: Oakland vs. Green Bay
Winner: Oakland
Seriously, the Raiders are in such disarray that if Art Shell can get 6 wins out of Oakland this year, he should be in the running for "Coach of the Year"
My team is the Vikings. After playing Carolina in week 2 and Chicago in week 3, I'll have a better idea of how the season will probably go.
2006-09-15 16:33:07
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answered by The Walking Dead 3
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Well yeah ur right it's WAY too early to actually know who's gonna take it all this year, but i also like to make predictions early and see if they pan-out so here they are:
AFC Championship: It will be the Cowboys over Seahawks 35-28
NFC Championship: It will be the Colts over Steelers 24-10
SUPERBOWL XLI: Cowboys over Colts 27-24
COWBOYS WILL WIN THE SUPER BOWL!
My favorite team is the SF 49ers although i support the SD Chargers because being from SD i have to support the home team. My 49ers will go 6-10 & the Chargers will go 10-6
My favorite offensive player is TO and my favorite defensive player is LaVar Arrington. I also like LT he's pretty awsome.
2006-09-15 16:21:33
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answered by youncease 3
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hmm...well i think the Giants, Colts, Ravens, and Vikings all look good this year, as well as a few other teams, but I'm definitely putting my money on Baltimore for the Superbowl!
Given, I am a Baltimore fan, and my favorite players are ray lewis, kyle boller (hey, he's hot even if he's not a great qb lol), will demps (also hot), and LT.
Good luck this season w/ whoever u root for! :)
2006-09-15 16:55:20
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answered by B'more girl 2
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In the NFC: Dallas beats NY Giants
In the AFC: Oakland beats SF 49ers
In the Superbowl, Dallas beats Oakland 21-10
2006-09-15 16:18:20
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answered by go UCLA bruins! 3
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Giants & Panthers in the NFC.
Colts & Bengals in the AFC.
Giants over Bengals in the super bowlfavorite team: Giants
favorite player: Tiki Barber.
2006-09-15 17:30:24
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answered by ny21tb 7
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top 4
Colts
Pittsburgh
Seahawks
NY Giants
Colts and Giants. The winner is the Colts.
Favorite Players
Peyton Manning
Tikki Barber
2006-09-15 16:26:05
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answered by big Al 2
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cowboys
giants
pittsburg
new england
2006-09-15 16:26:47
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answered by lil chris 1
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