.:Tell me the most random, creative story:. XD
2006-09-15 15:47:38 · 11 answers · asked by lonelioness 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
I can be random. But not random on command. Then it's just scitzophrenic.
2006-09-15 15:49:19 · answer #1 · answered by Knee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes I believe I am raaaaaaandom, what do you think.......?
This bloke was canoeing in a sink full of water when he said "why is it that some people wish to be random?"
The people he was asking replied...."screw you sunshine, I have found a large sum of money! You are not accepted in our circle of friends so I'd rather you didn't canoe in my sink let alone try to ask me such questions as the one you've just asked.
Unfortunately this situation escalated and a dog fight broke out. The police were called and aaahhhh yeah I take to drowing dead cats in basins especially if there is kellogs crackle in the mix. WHAT? Happiness decended upon these people and an epiphany occurred, Thanks for the support kids but I don't actally appreciate any research into the death of people.
Paul said "oh how I love to watch the sound that comes from music, It is like the pinnacle of my apron. The rises and falls of the ironing board make my beloved aprons have their moment of glory, Snotty hanky and poo on ya pants. Like a skidmark! A smelly brown skidmark!!!!
2006-09-15 23:16:19 · answer #2 · answered by missytrist 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in a land far far away, I got bored and tried out yahoo answers. But one day I got a life, and never cam back here again.
2006-09-15 22:49:29 · answer #3 · answered by Qwerty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time when i was in kindergarten, I was eating a poached egg. Then while I had the fork in my hand with the egg on it and my other hand holding a maroon colored crayon I thought the egg was in my right hand so I bit into wax thinking it was my egg. I cried and then I threw the egg off the empire state building screaming, "DIE OH CURSED POACHED EGG!!!"
The End.
2006-09-15 22:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My cat is licking her paw but reveals more truth in this small action than all the fabricated stories made up by all the rulers of all the world. I am now further honored to sit beside her as she licks her ***.
2006-09-15 22:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Wait a Minute 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this police was investigate'n a homicide, and was checking the decapitated body for clues. Ahe kept looking around the house he finally stumbled across the head, whiched spooked him by singing " I ain't got nobody!"
2006-09-15 22:51:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
One in three million people develop blood clots from taking birth control. I am the one.
2006-09-15 22:50:01 · answer #7 · answered by Suspended 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Deliberately random? I don't think so!
Ok, today I bought some batteries,but they weren't included! :))
2006-09-15 22:58:59 · answer #8 · answered by vande-man 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
once, i was on my way to a baseball game and suddenly became very hungry. so i stopped at a Wendy's. i got out to order inside but didn't have any money. eh, i forgot the rest.
2006-09-15 22:59:45 · answer #9 · answered by invincible 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It was a stark and gloomy night, stormy, wet, bleak, misty - by the way can you play that for me?
2006-09-15 22:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Grist 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋