A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
if you know any good jokes post them and whoever has the most thumbs up will get best answer
2006-09-15 15:29:46 · 7 answers · asked by djbred18 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
What do you call ten lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
What do you call a fifty passenger bus full of politicians with one empty seat going over a cliff?
A missed opportunity.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark?
The suit.
What's the difference between an angry pit bull and a female lawyer?
Lipstick.
If you live in northern Wisconsin what has more miles on it than your car?
Your snow blower.
Why is driving in northern Wisconsin better in the winter?
The potholes are filled with ice.
What are the two most noticable seasons in Wisconsin?
Shovel and road construction.
Why do Wisconsin mothers make their kids halloween costumes three sizes too large?
So they can fit over a snowsuit.
Why do people stay in Wisconsin?
They can drive 60 miles an hour through a raging blizzard, but hurricanes scare them silly.
They can wade through a swamp infested with snakes and mosquitoes, but they are terrified of alligators.
They can calmly sit out a tornado in the root cellar but rush hour traffic in the big cities gives them the shivers.
2006-09-15 16:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by mindbender - seeker of truth 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the man who was snorting Sweet and Low??
He thought it was Diet Coke!!
Why can't a man join the Ladies' Sewing Circle??
He can't mend straight!!!
Why did the blonde lose her job in the M&M factory??
She threw out all the W's!!
What do you have when you cross a cow and a duck??
Quakers and milk!!
I know a million more but those are the cleanest ones I can think of right now!!
2006-09-18 00:59:34 · answer #2 · answered by bigsis1197 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually I do but your frog joke was cute and I even had to call a few people to tell them it even though it is 10:30pm Sorry about not having one for you right now but thank you for making my night.
2006-09-15 15:52:43 · answer #3 · answered by newspapermaker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
we can't have any frogetts or frogboys, lets try to taste like chicken
2006-09-15 15:39:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kangvbc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kokak
2006-09-15 15:33:06 · answer #5 · answered by sheikaella 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmmm Rub it Rub it :-)~Y
2006-09-15 15:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by De Expert 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's retarded. But funny....LOL
2006-09-15 15:39:01 · answer #7 · answered by Belle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋