What are some funny questions to ask in Spanish?

Question

I know a Spanish teacher. What are some funny things to say or ask her in Spanish?

And what do your questions mean in English? Thanks

Answer 1

estas embarazada? -- doesn't mean "are you embarrassed?" I'll tell you that much

Answer 2

I don't know how well constructed this sentence is, because I used freetranslation.com to translate it.

But you can try asking the spanish teacher this.

El queso es viejo y mohoso. ¿Dónde está el cuarto de baño?

It is supposed to be the cheese is old and moldy, but for freetranlation thinks it is the cheese is old and rusty.

"The cheese is old and moldy. Where is the bathroom?"

I heard it off the film "Encino Man".

It is more of a phrase that Mexicans would understand, no so much South America, or Spain. Mexico consist more of simple spanish speakers.

Answer 3

Spanish is my first language and I have to tell you that after reading the previous suggestions I need to advice you not to use any of them on your teacher unless you want to offend her. They are not really amusing and some are flat out offensive.

Answer 4

I teach spanish and one of the funniest, but random things I ever heard from a student was 'el pollo está en la nariz'. which means 'the chicken is in my nose'.

Answer 5

umm correction on Encino man quote
El queso esta viejo y podredo. Donde esta el santario?

Answer 6

omg thnx for asking i can use them with my spanish teach

Answer 7

¿Cuántos anos tiene usted? by using n instead of ñ you are not asking how old the teacher is.

Soy yo muy bruto, ¿y usted?

Tengo mucho hombre.

Quiero un ranchero con huevos.

Answer 8

Como esta frijole=
How have you bean (been)

Answer 9

¿Eres gay? ;)