2006-09-15 15:26:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Dancing
Just being nice.
2006-09-15 15:30:57 · update #1
no, i want to be a bird so i can fly
2006-09-15 15:33:25 · answer #1 · answered by Ruthie P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Tuesday I would have answered "Yes" to this question. However, it is not Tuesday, and I honestly cannot say I wish to be a human. In fact I am really upset that I am.
On Wednesday my wife ran over our dog in her hurry to get out of the driveway on her way to work. I got so mad at her that I slugged her realy hard right in the face. Boy I was mad. Well my wife called the police on me for assault, and I had some choice things to say to the cops when they arrived to calm things down. My arresting officers were two great big clowns and I didn't like their attitude one bit. I managed to get the first one down and was going to town on him pretty good when his pal got me from behind. I mean it was two against one and all that. Well, I was late to work for the second time that week so I got laid off. When I called my folks for help with the bail money, they said they never heard of me, so that cushion is gone. My Ex-boss won't accept collect calls from the jail, and they don't sell cigars in here. This jail has a policy against cohabitation with female prisoners so that is another "cannot have." It is all going to come to an end real soon when they discover that I have chronic constipation, and a nervous tic that came out of nowhere. So, no, I ain't to happy being human right now. . .
2006-09-15 15:46:40 · answer #2 · answered by zahbudar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was Data, from Star Trek I sure wold.
If error is human, he is all in.
2006-09-19 21:54:33 · answer #3 · answered by pasodoblemaster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, well I always thought I was anyways. But I rather be a human then anything else
2006-09-15 15:28:58 · answer #4 · answered by LaModeMcFLY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, I'm already a human...
But sometimes I wished that I wasn't... all these complications, drama, craziness, stress, worries, blah blah blah...
And then again, I remind myself that all of that, is the beauty of it... and I'm proud to be human.
2006-09-15 15:29:30 · answer #5 · answered by late664 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not particularly... Although I've had to pretend to be one from time to time, to avoid upsetting the neighbors.
2006-09-15 15:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Red 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-15 16:02:32 · answer #7 · answered by A 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-09-15 15:29:19 · answer #8 · answered by chet 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. You?
2006-09-15 15:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by CharWiz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.... i would rather lift myself above the human condition....
2006-09-15 16:08:13 · answer #10 · answered by dogpatch USA 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋