People don't make me laugh easily, I don't know why.. but I guess some jokes are not that funny u know, that's why I'm giving you guys "The Best Answer" for the joke that will be it!
Try your luck!
2006-09-15 15:19:28 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with
rugged and masculine features.
If she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
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She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again her husband died. But she remarried, and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died.
Standing before her coffin the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?'
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
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2006-09-15 15:29:24 · answer #1 · answered by pipi08_2000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, first of all....If u know it or not u are mooning everyone and I am the only one that has noticed! Nice! I am not sure how old you are so I can not tell u an R rated joke.....I guess I will settle for this....A man when into a bar. There was a jar of $ on the bar. He asked the bartender "what is the $ for?" Bartender said "if u can do these 3 things u can have the $! 1st u have to drink 10 shots of this new tequila...no one has done it b4. 2ND you have to go outside and pull the bad tooth of my pit bull dog. 3rd u have to go upstairs and satisfy the ol'women who has never been satisfied before!" The guy said "I'll try it!!!!" So..He drank 10 shots! He ran outside and the bartender heard a lot of howling and barking and one huge dogfight! The guy came back in and said to the bartender...."NOW, Where is the ol'woman with the bad tooth?!!!
If that does not make u giggle and then laugh I can't help u! thank u, Lalily
2006-09-15 22:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by GiGi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a boom-a-rang that doesn't come back?
Answer: A Stick
Why'd the bird fall out of the tree?
Answer: It was dead
2006-09-15 22:30:26 · answer #3 · answered by Just me near dc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 guys walking down the street, 2 of the guys walked into a bar, the 3rd ducked........
2006-09-15 22:21:53 · answer #4 · answered by bryguy_jfd 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If its hard to make you . All you have to do is, look in the mirror.
2006-09-15 22:24:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋