who can tell me a story?

Question

that involves a donkey, a pumpkin, a scare crow, a lump of sugar and a surprise ending

Answer 1

So there i was balls deep in this donkey, when all of a sudden a scare crow pops up from the dark of the night....first i was alittle startled ( i mean come on a walking scare crow) he proceeds to open his hand and show me this lump of sugar (which i thought was some yay) , so i figured he was going to try and sell me this **** right....man was i mistaken he pulls out a pumpkin and just start's rubbing it as he rants..it puts the sugar on the pumpkin or it gets the hose again.........and then i woke up to realize that i was in a pool of my own vomit...But hey what can you do, right!?!?!haha

Answer 2

Once upon a time there happened to be an Deranged donkey. He smoked weed all day and trudged through the bleak forest singing The Magic School Bus with a hoarse voice. One somber morning, he tripped upon a bright, orange pumpkin. He cursed and kicked and roared at it. The pumpkin did nothing. The donkey did this this for an outrageous twenty minutes. When he realized the pumpkin was not alive, he walked slowly walked away, heart beating wildly, head full of paranoid thoughts. All of a sudden a scare crow grabbed the donkey and said "YO B**TCH WHERE MA MONEY AT?!?!??!" The donkey nervously replied, "What-What Money?" knowing very well that he spent the money on pounds and pounds of weed. The scare crow Shouted, "WELL YOU BETTER COME UP WIT SUM MONEY-FAST OR YO BRAINS GON BE BLOWN OUT!" He pulled out a large gun from his patched overalls. The fearful and fidgety Donkey offered the scarecrow a lump of sugar with a shaking hoove. The scarecrow was not pleased. From a distance, you could see a flock of alarmed crows fly into the air as a gunshot pierces the silence. The End.

Answer 3

Once there was a retarded donkey who was secretly in love with a depressed scare crow. The donkey sat in the pumpkin patch all day and watched his love the scare crow. The donkey's mother did not approve of this behavior so one day she put some laundry detergent in a lump of sugar and fed it to the scare crow. The scare crow died and the donkeys mother grabbed a pumpkin and showed it to the donkey. The donkey fell instantly in love with the pumpkin and they mated and had pumpkey babies and lived happily eva after. The ENd.

Answer 4

A donkey came upon a pumpkin patch. He saw a nice fat pumpkin and decided to eat it, but decided that it didn't have a sweet enough taste. So he ate a lump of sugar to sweeten the taste of the pumpkin. Later on, as he was walking through a field, his stomach cramped up and he felt like he was going to get diarrhea. He sat down to rest and had a big explosion of the squirts. A scarecrow that happened to be hanging nearby said, "Dude, you stink! Couldn't you have done that someplace else?" Then he tore himself off of the stick he was hanging from, and ran away. The donkey cried because he was so embarrassed. How's that?

Answer 5

The donkey moved slowly through the cold night air, searching for anything to eat. He just loved Farmer John's pumpkin patch where he could eat to his heart's content. He came upon a very big and juicy looking pumpkin, just ripe enough to eat. Lowering his head, he began to chew away. Just then the scarecrow jumped down from his post. The donkey was startled and backed away suddenly. The scarecrow shook his head and smiled. The donkey watched with suspicion as the scarecrow reached slowly into the pocket of his overalls and pulled out a sugar cube. He smiled and gently offered the treat to the hungry donkey. With obvious relief the donkey moved forward and began to lick the sugar cube resting in the kind hand. All of the sudden the donkey felt a pain in his head, as the scarecrow knocked him upside the head again and again with a rolled up newspaper. Regaining his wits, the donkey began to run away as fast as could, looking back once to see the scarecrow waving the newspaper in the air and yelling at the top his lungs. The farmhouse door opened just then and a woman comes out to the porch to see what's going on in her yard.

"Did ya get 'em John?" asked the Farmer's wife.

"Yeah, I got that pumpkin-eating bastard. That'll teach him. Eat my pumpkin's and ya get knocked upside the head, BUT GOOD."

The End.

Answer 6

One day in the fall, a man named Philip was at the grocery store but he didn't know what to get for dinner. So he called his wife Melissa she told him to get something festive because Halloween was about to come and she told him " Don't forget the pumpkin." It was his wife's first Halloween with him since they got married so they wanted to carve a pumpkin. So he wrote on his shopping list Pumpkin so he wouldn't forget. He got what he needed from the grocery store like a few lumps of sugar, sauce, pasta, and candy for Halloween.
On the way to the pumpkin patch he went past the farms, and the fields. It was an amazing view. Once he got to the pumpkin patch he got out of his car. He looked around the patch to find the perfect pumpkin when he came across a corner filled with scare crows, but he ignored them and went on his way to find the perfect pumpkin.
When he was leaving the pumpkin patch with the pumpkin he felt something following him, so he turned around, he saw a farmer and a donkeyt standing next to him and they asked him were the scarecrows were so he showed him and he picked one out for him that had a red bow around his neck, and it had newspapers coming out of it, it also looked like a girl frowning with one eye because one fell off (he wanted one scary).
So after he showed the man the check out desk he went home, but one the way home he saw a car speed off and there was a scare crow in the back seat that looked like the one he helped the man pick out. He didn't worry about it until he got home and he found the scare crow on his front lawn, and it looked just like the one he helped the man pick out so he went inside and his wife was dead on the floor and the same man was standing over her with a pumpkin knife.

Answer 7

I can.Do I get kick backs if you publish it?

Oh God, I haven't laughed that hard in forever.Your first story told is the bomb! lol!