i am a true cardinal fan. i just like hearing jokes from other people about the cubs. its funny so post the funniest cubs jokes
2006-09-15 15:10:48 · 7 answers · asked by Spartacus 2 in Sports ➔ Baseball
Q. How many Cubs does it take to win a pennant?
A. No one will ever know.
2006-09-15 15:30:49 · answer #1 · answered by SPLATT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My favorite even though its long
Twenty major events that have occurred since the Chicago Cubs last laid claim to a World Series championship:
1. Radio was invented; Cubs fans got to hear their team lose.
2. TV was invented; Cubs fans got to see their team lose.
3. Baseball added 14 teams; Cubs fans get to see and hear their team lose to more clubs.
4. George Burns celebrated his 10th, 20th, 30th, 40th, 50th, 60th, 70th, 80th, 90th and 100th birthdays.
5. Haley's comet passed Earth twice.
6. Harry Caray was born....and died. Incredible, but true.
7. The NBA, NHL and NFL were formed, and Chicago teams won championships in each league.
8. Man landed on the moon, as have several home runs given up by Cubs pitchers.
9. Sixteen U.S. presidents were elected.
10. There were 11 amendments added to the Constitution.
11. Prohibition was created and repealed.
12. The Titanic was built, set sail, sank, was discovered and became the subject of major motion pictures, the latest giving Cubs fans hope that something that finishes on the bottom can come out on top.
13. Wrigley Field was built and becomes the oldest park in the National League.
14. Flag poles were erected on Wrigley Field roof to hold all of the team's future World Series pennants. Those flag poles have since rusted and been taken down.
15. A combination of 40 Summer and Winter Olympics have been held.
16. Thirteen baseball players have won the Triple Crown; several thanked Cubs pitchers.
17. Bell-bottoms came in style, went out of style and came back in.
18. The Chicago White Sox, Cleveland Indians, Boston Red Sox and the Florida Marlins have all won the World Series.
19. The Cubs played 14,153 regular-season games; they lost the majority of them.
20. Alaska, Arizona, Hawaii, Oklahoma and New Mexico were added to the Union.
2006-09-17 22:26:36 · answer #2 · answered by 34 RIP 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Which one has more elbow/arm injuries? The Cubs pitching staff or the outfield fans from throwing back all the opposing teams homerun balls?
CUBS stands for - Completely Useless By Spring
Completely Useless By September
Cant Understand Baseball Strategy
Cant Usually Beat Sox
Completely Understand Butt Sex (northside fairies)
Did you hear that Pete Rose bought a home in the Giggleyville oops I mean Wrigleyville area?
He wanted to get as far away from baseball as possible!!
2006-09-15 17:45:44 · answer #3 · answered by FTBLCHIK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am A TRUE CUB FAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that you could use this for Cubs, but I as a fan can not, and for respect to you I will not use Cardinals . Lets agree we both hate the BRAVES.
A little boy was called up to the stand, during his parents divorce hearing. He said he could not live with his mom because if she got mad she would hit him, and he did not want to live with his DAD because if he got in trouble his dad would beat him. So the judge asked the little boy whom he wanted to live with and he said the Atlanta Braves, for they do not know how to hit nor have they ever beat anybody. LOL
2006-09-15 15:19:04 · answer #4 · answered by tnmomof2as 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL thats fairly humorous! whats funnier is that there's a cubs fan that cant take care of it and easily thinks they are going to "rejoice". rejoice yet another choke and yet another one hundred years
2016-11-27 01:27:48 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Completly
Useless
By
September, or Saturday, or Sunday. etc.
2006-09-15 16:28:57 · answer #6 · answered by timjim 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. WHAT DOES THE NEW BUSCH STADIUM AND WRIGLEY FIELD HAVE IN COMMON
A. NETHIER TEAM HAS WON A WORLD SERIES IN THEIR NEW STADIUM (WRIGLEY IS ONE OF THE OLDEST BALLPARKS)
2006-09-18 10:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Ross 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋