What made you laugh so hard you cried?

Question

I just came back from watching Idlewild. It was so so so so good. In one scene Monk (Jack Long from ATL) is talking to Rooster (Antwone - Big Boi from Outcast) while Rooster is sitting at his desk and Monk gets excited and does a split. When he goes down, you can hear a rip and a fart. I almost went into labor I laughed so hard. I needed tissue. That killed me!!! So, tell me! Tell me! What made you laugh!!!

Answer 1

Any standup by Dane Cook. Also a ventriloquist named Jeff Dunham talked about a group of deaf people that came to his show. Too funny... deaf people going to see someone who talks without moving his lips. These are both must see guys!!!

Answer 2

The first time I saw "And now for something completely different" by the Monty Python. There is this scene where an artist has a stage act, playing music with what he calls a mice organ. He has two mallets in hands, and bashes on the mice's tail, which are arranged according to their squeak which follow the musical scale. The "player" was humming along while bashing each mouse, and the audience was revolted, and demanded that the player be removed, but he managed to wrestle free from the theater security staff and score a couple of extra notes -- still humming along -- before being chased off stage.
That was the first time I ever laughed so hard, I started hyper ventilating. After that, I watched the rest of the movie in some sort of a daze, as I was simply exhausted. I could not laugh anymore, I was physically drained.

Answer 3

One time I was getting a buzz by myself while my wife was in bed. I started watching Bruce Almighty and the part came on when he brings flowers to his girlfriend that are a cross between tulips and daisies, they're call...tudaisies. So I went outside and picked random flowers and mixed them all up and put them in a drinking glass and went in to wake up my wife. At this point I am really buzzing. I told my wife that these flowers were a cross between rightsees and nowsees... I call them rightnowsees. At this point I was rolling on the floor cuz I got such a kick out of myself and my wittyness. I guess u may have had to be there but it made me laugh. Jay

Answer 4

The scene from the movie "Bedazzled" where he keeps looking at the sunset by the ocean and bursting into tears because he was such a sensitive guy. I couldn't catch my breath I laughed so hard!

Answer 5

Eddie Murphy Delerious

Seinfeld "Master of my Domain"

A Very Bundy Christmas

Monty Python "the Meaning of Life"

So many others

It's great to laugh

Awesome question, I am chuckling even now.

Answer 6

The Lord of the rings Trilogy, Bella Mafia + Danielle metallic's the hoop (the two are Nastassja Kinski video clips, she continually makes me cry :"( ,huge, Terminator 2, The final Samurai, it is my father, Little women persons, Mystic River, The Terminal, E.T & Disney's Snow White, Cinderella, Bambi and The Lion King hmmm.. it quite is all i will think of of appropriate now^^; ty ^_^

Answer 7

...This joke about a bus driver:
...There was a certain bus driver who hated his job, so he figured he would quit. He went up to the personnel office to resign.
...He said "I am quitting this job, and there is nothing you can do to make me stay!"
...The personnel manager replied, "Please, let's not be hasty. You are one of our most dependable drivers. We really hate to lose you. What problems are you experiencing?"
...The driver vented his frustrations to the personnel manager; then came the offer.
..."If you try it just one more week, we'll change your route, give you a new and special bus, and since it is Friday, you can take off the last half of today. How about trying it, for just one more week?"
...Feeling somewhat better about the situation, he agreed to try it for one more week.
...He arrived Monday for work, they gave him his new route, and he was escorted to his new bus. This bus was special in a strange sort of way --- it had all these muppet characters all over it, like Kermit the Frog, Miss Piggie, Cookie Monster, and Oscar the Grouch. Even so, he made an agreement, so he climbed into the driver seat, and off he went.
...At the 1st stop, 2 very heavy women entered the bus. Each introduced themselves as "Patty". The driver told them to sit down, and they continued on.
...At the 2nd stop, a lady with a lady with a boy named Ross got on the boss. She went on and on and on and on about how great and special her little Ross was. The driver, a little impatient now, told them to find a seat, and they drove on.
...At the 3rd stop, a barefoot man named Lester Sheets introduced himself and walked in. The bus driver reminded him that company policy stated he must have shoes on to ride the bus. Lester begged and begged and begged, saying that the bunions on his feet hurt, and that he had no other way to get to where he needed to go. The driver sighed, agreed to bend the rules, and on they drove.
...The driver look in his rear view and saw Lester picking his feet on the bus. That was it, that was enough for him. He stopped the boss, made everyone leave, and returned to the bus lot.
...He went up to the personnel office, and told them, "I really am quitting this time, and you can't make me come back."
...They asked why.
...He said, "Because you gave me 2 obese patties, special Ross, Lester Sheets, pickin' his bunions on a Sesame Street bus!"

Answer 8

I've been accused of making this up, but I swear its the truth:

During Clerk's 2 *Jay's naked scene and Becky teaching Dante to dance* I laughed so damn hard, I had trouble breathing and needed my inhaler to stop an asthma attack!

Answer 9

I was watching Web Junk 20 and they showed the clip of the fainting pigmy goats.I laughed so hard I couldn't hardly breathe.That show is hilarious.Oh,yeah have you seen 40 yr.old virgin when they wax his chest.The tears were rollin.

Answer 10

Eddie Murphy's 1980 comedy stand-up delirious, Badder Santa and Don't be a menace.