I was driving home from work late last week when I made a stop at the red light.
As I was sitting there this attractive, scantly dressed woman knocked on my car window. I opened the window to see what she wanted she said, "Hey baby. Are you looking for a good time?" I replied with, "Of course. Who isn't looking to enjoy life." She then requested I give her $100. I was hesitant at first but she looked like an honest person and a mere $100 is worth happiness right?
So I give her the $100 and then she pulls out a police badge and arrests me!
Then I get thrown in a jail cell with this huge guy who looks like a pro wrestler. I don’t remember much after that except I woke up with a huge bump on my head and a sore rear-end!
When did it become illegal to want to enjoy life? What is wrong with this country?
2006-09-15 14:57:44 · 12 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Timmy, do ya need me to bake a cake with a file in it? This is how it goes, the file is in the cake. You eat the cake. The file is made of lead. You get lead poisoning. Bubba takes you to the infirmary. You are ill in the infirmary. I will sneak you out with the dirty laundry. You will be a happy person again. Ok? :)
2006-09-15 15:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by mightymite1957 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The $100 you spent really gave you a full night's entertainment didnt it ....... and the pro wrestler as well LOL
2006-09-15 22:01:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You payed and Bubba the wrestler got to play.....funny how Karma works.
2006-09-15 23:02:57 · answer #3 · answered by sassilass06 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Congrats!
2006-09-15 21:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL !! You made us all laugh and gave us 2 points in the process.
2006-09-15 22:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by smiley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WELL, you probably should have offered her more...and I'm sure BUBBA had a great time with you...and you know YOU REMEMBER it... stop being modest
2006-09-15 22:05:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your story sound like a movie with ,
Bruce Willis in it.......
otherwise I don't believe it!
2006-09-15 22:07:31 · answer #7 · answered by Teal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, u a funny, funny man, yes you are.
2006-09-15 22:01:37 · answer #8 · answered by Mo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
I don't know what is wrong with this world
2006-09-15 22:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU WORK
2006-09-15 22:00:26 · answer #10 · answered by CLARABELLE 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋