How long should I wait before telling my new girlfriend that I keep fleas as pets and teach them to do tricks?

Question

She absolutely freaked when she saw my pet leeches in the bathtub.

Answer 1

Hey. Slow down, Ponch.

This is an important question but your leeches and fleas pale in comparison to the 'gimp' you keep in the basement.

You need to start dating a lower class of woman...the kind whose methamphetimine addiction will leave her numb to your freakish lifestyle.

Answer 2

I am sure that your just joking, but I had the honor of actually seeing trained feas - the performers "trainer" was called Professor Heckler.
And they are not actually trained. They had thin silver wire attached to their necks and this could be attacted to things that they would pull. Others could toss small balls, others were dressed in tiny colored cones and they would move across their stage resembling dancers. Prof. Heckler would feed them on his own arm. By the way human feas have a very short life span and can not be trained as the word empliesl. What would you want to raise leeches for? To tell you the truth I did have one in a jar back when. But I perfer raising Perannas better and have done so and bitten by the and I am serious. By the way before I forget it, yes by all means let you GF know of your strange affection to your "pets"

Answer 3

I usually wait until about the time I introduce them to my parents before I break out my rare and infectious disease collection. If she doesn't hang oh well what did you loose anyway

Answer 4

She hasn't figured out your hemp necklace is really a flea collar?? You seem like a smart man, you can do better. Time to move along....

Answer 5

Before she starts itching.

Answer 6

A week

Answer 7

Now.

Answer 8

as soon as possible

Answer 9

as long as you can :-)