I feel like the humane thing to do would be to set him free...but i doubt he would ever prosper in our world. Stupid thing can't even tie a tie. and no one wants to see him flipping burngers in McDonalds. HELP!
2006-09-15 14:24:20 · 11 answers · asked by Bruce B 4 in Business & Finance ➔ Careers & Employment
Yeah, my son is the same way. It is all part of being a parent I guess. You should make your son get a job. I did it and it did wonders for my son. Good luck with your kid. I feel your pain.
2006-09-15 14:39:41 · answer #1 · answered by Karasu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask the zombie to start paying rent which is due on the first of the month. Make a contract to make it official and have them sign it. If the zombie breaks the lease evict them through the courts.
If the zombie is a relative and out-lived their stay kindly ask them to leave. If they resist tyour request, then tell them you are calling the cops to have them removed and do not change your mind. Be strong.
Good luck removing zombies, believe me, I have experience getting rid of them!!!
2006-09-15 14:33:12 · answer #2 · answered by tswy2k2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a 12 gauge shotgun and shoot the zombie, then call 9/11.
2006-09-15 14:27:38 · answer #3 · answered by Sam X9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try getting it a Zombie friend to join him. Then they can have Zombie babies and you can sell them as pets.
2006-09-15 14:32:26 · answer #4 · answered by karadansu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Play monster mash for him, then cut his head off. Perhaps it will be a happy ending for him
2006-09-15 14:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by jeep_girl_1978 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Send him to school and make an example of him to kids. "This is what happens if you don't go to school and make something of yourself."
Hope he doesn't wake you up in the middle of the night!!
2006-09-15 14:32:59 · answer #6 · answered by Shauna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He just needs a good woman.
2006-09-15 14:31:45 · answer #7 · answered by Fleur de Lis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get him in the head, and he'll stay dead.
2006-09-15 15:00:58 · answer #8 · answered by Fitz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate zombies!
2006-09-15 14:33:23 · answer #9 · answered by Chris E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LEAVE ME ALONE.
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING.
2006-09-15 14:32:48 · answer #10 · answered by ed 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋