Oh, Come on! This is such an easy question!
All baseball players wear protective gear down there.
2006-09-15 13:08:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Baseball
why the yankees will never win another world series....because of their "devoted" fans!!
1.) balding white conservative with a beer gut screaming for his downtrodden wife to get him a cold one
2.) mouthy *** fan screaming from the stands and throwing bottles or sharp objects at players from opposing teams
3.) benchwarmers for their highschool teams who talked the loudest but never went anywhere in their dreams of glory
4.) cry and complain when George "old windbag" can't buy another world series title with his $3 billion dollar payroll
AND
5.) beats on his kids, plays bumper cars with pedestrians/other drivers, and thinks the world owes him a World Series ring.
Yankee fans need to buy yourself a New York Times and use it as toilet paper for your overhyped, overrated and overpaid team!
paid for by: a loyal Boston Redsox fan tired of hearing Yankee fans whine every year!:)
2006-09-19 14:39:39 · answer #1 · answered by WORD UP G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh..it's a thimble..I thought it was their d*cks!
2006-09-15 13:46:04 · answer #2 · answered by mooseny35 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so the yankees will have something to drink
2006-09-16 11:30:13 · answer #3 · answered by boboo2u 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like "arods_1fan" answer... pretty funny! =P
2006-09-15 13:35:17 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Staceii♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they fear the (PIN STRIPES)
2006-09-15 13:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋