whats the best way to make a guy pass out from extreme pain?

Question

i cant do any of the things they teach in self defence class. they are too complicated for me.

Answer 1

Stab him in the balls, with a butter knife.

Answer 2

Talk to him too much. Works every time. Speak in two-foot paragraphs and do not stop to catch your breath and just keep talking like I am writing here right now and hold his interest so he can't get away from you and comment on his posture, disposition and demeanor and the weather in Wales and what you had for dinner last night and the fact you don't really like making your bed up all that much and how your phone has been out of order recently and that you wish the bike shop would call and let you know your bicycle is repaired so you could get in some additional miles before the colder weather gets here as it always does doesn't it and have you seen some of the specials at the grocery store last week and do you know if you clip out the coupons they can and do really save you significant money if you look at it over a longer period of time which we all do those of us who use coupons and do you know I have been sleeping so much better lately because my legs haven't been aching anywhere near as much, &c. Get the idea? He will be in such pain when you finish a paragraph like this one all you will need to do is get close to his face and give just the tiniest puff of air in his general direction and he will keel over and be writhing on the ground in pain from boredom and mediocrity! Sent with good energies from Chris in South Portland, Maine, U.S.A. (I am 63 years old.)

Answer 3

If your ever in the ufortunate situation to be strangled or in acces of the flabby bit just above the elbow give it a good old little nip try your own be care full(back of arm above elbow 5-6cm) won't pass out but bloody hurts then while concentrating on pain a good old knee in the nuts spare no boundries if in danger.

Answer 4

If you are caught from behind, such as they have their arm around your neck....stepping on top of their foot as hard as you can, is very painful as well, altho if they had a gun to your head or knife to your throat, that might not be the best thing to do...then the groin!!! Remember to the elbow is the the strongest point on your body... Best Wishes =) Good Luck with the self defense!!
~PEACE~

Answer 5

Belive it or not most attackers are aware of the 'go-fer-t'jewels' plan of action and take procautions. The best thing to do is when attacked from behind use your elbow to his in the ribs firmly, this should cause them to weaken their brip giving you plant of time to turn around and punch at their throat. A punch at the throat is rarely fatal but hurts like hell and makes breathing difficult making it almost impossible for them to persue

Answer 6

First rule of unarmed combat, find a weapon hammer is good, screwdriver is better than knife for stabbing, slips between ribs en route to heart better.
If you are playing a kick to the crotch.
If a real attack kick the crotch and blind the attacker permanently.
Few Rapists would persist if their eyes have been gouged out for instance.

Answer 7

Kick him in the thigh hard enough to break it (if you can, it is, after all the biggest bone in the body). If you can do that he might very well pass out. I fell and broke mine two years ago. The pain was so bad I asked my wife to get a gun and kill me (and we don't even own a gun!). That was the worst pain I have ever experienced in my life. Ever.

Answer 8

Why would you want to harm him. If he did something real bad you could call the police. He must have really upset you. Maybe you should talk more. To someone that understands how you are feeling. This will not be your best answer but you defiantly need HELP to overcome this man.

Answer 9

My girlfriend says give us 5 minutes and she will come back with an answer...hold on, whaaaaaaaaa!

Seriously though, One of the main ways you can defend yourself against a guy is take the palm of your hand and ram it into his nose. When you do this don't aim to just land on his nose. Aim to hit right through it. This will stop him in his tracks and allow you to give him a swift kick where he needs it.

Good luck and I hope to never bump into you down a dark alley. ;o)

Answer 10

First make sure your wearing strong made shoes or boots , then kick him so hard between his legs that his future children will feel dizzy too.

Answer 11

Anything below the belt works. Try buying pepper spray.