You can choose only one.
Choose wisely.
2006-09-15 11:55:26 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
I think that would make my husband gay... so its either way, one of us is being shot in the face. Sorry that was bad.
2006-09-15 11:58:22 · answer #1 · answered by Peace Frog 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I didn't know Billy - B- Job liked men !?!?!?!?
Here's a funny for you:
Clinton & the Beer Cans:
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed and I don't want you to look in it until I die.”
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash.
When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, “Well, those are for all the times I've cheated on you.”
Hillary said, “Well, that's not bad after all these years and you being a politician and traveling and all.”
She was about to leave, but then she said, “Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?”
Bill replied, “That's for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in.”
2006-09-15 19:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would rather have my wife get orally acquainted. Then I could just dump her and go find me a new girl. If I get shot in the face most women would go cheat on you anyways and then your stuck with a messed up face and no woman. Thats my opinion
2006-09-15 18:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by trl_666 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about Clinton "shooting" Cheney in the face?
2006-09-15 19:06:05 · answer #4 · answered by missusjonz 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I can't choose, Monica wasn't married! I think my love would choose to be shot, but I don't want him to hurt, ever, so I'd do the world a favor, I'd grab the gun and shot Cheney..
He joked about the accident, later, so I'm sure no one would bring charges against me. I'd rather blow him away with the shot gun and tell them I was aiming at a buzzard!
2006-09-15 19:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Um, I'll choose the second, after a round of "lifestyle" Q and A's. it'll be like a square dance of sorts...do see do, and here is Bill and swing your partner, here is Hill!
2006-09-16 16:07:29 · answer #6 · answered by turtle girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bj doesn't hurt as bad as being shot in the face. I'll take the oral.....
2006-09-15 19:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Annie Bee might be my new hero.
I'd do what she would.
I'm sure both of us are quicker than cheney.
2006-09-15 22:31:23 · answer #8 · answered by Calee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the best question yet - I am in tears of laughter.
My choice, however, is Donald 'nuke everything' Rumsfeld not knowing what he doesnt know.
2006-09-15 19:02:45 · answer #9 · answered by Transuranic 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'm single, so I'll take the second option.
2006-09-15 19:58:33 · answer #10 · answered by STEVEN F 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋