Are women aware of what men really are?

Question

Some women think they know how men really are but, ladies speak up your mind and see if you're right

Answer 1

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Suzanne, Debra and Rose.
If Mike, Charlie, Bob and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Charlie, Bob and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller, and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

CATS
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Answer 2

I believe in some cases women are. Cause when women tell men about them selves all men do is reply with the same reponse the women just told them. They have no better response to come back at them with. Its like they were called off guard. Maybe they were but if they were aware they would have come up with a better response then the same one you just gave them.

Answer 3

Just remember. Men were created first and OUT OF MAN came "woman". Both genders have their place in the world.

Answer 4

Man think they are something while they talking to his woman. Like the world changes for the good only because their great mind and actions. Sometimes i admire their confident about themselves, but somehow can't help blast into laugh....they are cute in this way:> just like he make himself Mr. Incredible!!

Answer 5

Haven't a clue. Absolute mystery, what's their purpose also apart from the obvious?? Is that it?? The Giggly Giraffe should get the points though.

Answer 6

sure... however the jerks with the huge mouths who moan and whine all the time making exciting of those unfavourable women convince them otherwise... i've got self belief undesirable for women.. they have greater jerks in the pool splashing around than all of us potential retaining the pool sparkling. eh, genepools.. i will stay without it... i know many women who choose smaller breasts.... regardless of makes them happy long as they are no longer implanted or ill!

Answer 7

I do believe they are of the human species, first ones as a matter of fact

Answer 8

They don't know pre-mature men!!!