What kind of books do you like best birds or lipstick.?

Answer 1

Birds, books and lipstick, what an original grouping! Do you test your lipstick on your books or on your parakeet?
As a guy, I like the gooey, sticky, old fashioned stuff you can write 'redrum' on mirrors with.
This applies to books, too. I like gooey, sticky, old fashioned books that are barely legible, utterly unintelligible and whose dusty smell reminds me of the pleasures of a literate youth in which I did not require reading glasses.
As for birds, I prefer the kind with hands and a bit more sense than parakeets. Know any?

Answer 2

tangerine