What's the difference between Liberals and Conservatives?

Question

I thought I knew, but now I'm confused about the difference of their positions on issues.

Answer 1

Liberals would rather see 100 more victims than one guilty person be denied their "rights", no matter how bad the crime they committed is.

Conservatives would rather see justice served, even if it means the guilty man has to eat a prison meal that he does not like.

Liberals think that those born in the US should have to learn Spanish to accommodate those that refuse to learn English.

Conservatives feel that since all other nationalities (Polish, Russian, Italian, etc) are expected to learn English, all being equal (supposedly) the Spanish should learn Englis also.

Liberal think prisoners should get free cable, free Internet, free gyms, free college courses, all the stuff that many law-abiding do without if they cannot afford to reward them for willfully breaking the law.

Conservatives feel prison should be a punishment for willfully breaking the law.

Liberals think the lazy should be given more and more welfare if they just do not want to work.

Conservatives feel the able-bodied should work for their money.

There are many others too.

Answer 2

conservatives are Republicans and in this current administration we have been giving money to the rich from the poorest americans. They slander and control and tell you what you believe and when and why and how you can worship.
They told the ACLU that to call a Christmas tree a hoiliday tree they would destroy there net working with E mails. They are a labor union hardly involved with religion. But Republicans believe in telling us how to worship. I personally believe that a Christmas tree is pagan and don't want it involved in my Christian religion. I was told that was not acceptable.
Liberals believe in freedom of religion and in not telling people how to worship or how to live their lives. They are for social security and helping people who are willing to help themselves.
They had a program for after school the boys were able to get training and oportunities and it was very effective. Now the ones who are coming up that program has been cut and they are most of them in trouble and on the street selling drugs.
Is that a better solution? The Republicans put more into fighting then trying to live peacefully with the other courtries. Their policy is control, conquer and do what I say. And I have God on my side. I don't know why God would be on their side because when Jesus walked the earth he was not for the rich religious leaders. He went to the poor people.

Answer 3

Liberals want everyone to enjoy human rights and civil liberties and all to live in peace and reasonable comfort.
Conservatives want to make George hereditary King over the entire human race, one country at a time, beginning in Florida.
Liberals are the true church of our time.
George Bush is the Antichrist, and conservatives are the minions of Satan. Just as the Bible predicted, the very elect have indeed been deceived.

Answer 4

Liberals don't believe in Original Sin.
Conservatives believe in Original Sin but forget that it applies to them as well.

Answer 5

Labour

Answer 6

Conservatives believe in working for what you get. Liberals want it handed to them.

Answer 7

Allegedly one groups a buncha war mongering, pooping on the Constitution-ers, and the others are homosexual, Prius driving tree-huggers.

Answer 8

Liberals are liberal, while conservatives conserve.

Answer 9

liberals are hippies, conservatives are not hope that helps!