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easy, go on a date with me. ill take you out, rape you, beat you to near death, and then leave you in a ditch. and if they find you at just the right time, you will live, in a coma, hopefully for 2 yrs

2006-09-15 09:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by homeless joe 2 · 3 3

I'm certain there is such a thing as a medically-induced coma. But don't you think that's kind of a drastic measure just to get more rest? I would recommend any of the common methods of treating insomnia before I would ever advise anyone to go into a coma to achieve that goal. Talk to your doctor and ask for a mild prescription for a sleep aid. Additionally, he or she might suggest a complete checkup to find the cause of your inability to get enough rest.

2006-09-15 09:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by gldjns 7 · 0 0

Well I know of only 2 ways of doing this...... 1. You can pay a mid level doctor to put you down for a couple years. Im sure they can induce a coma no prob. 2 you could always do a triple flip off the top of your house. If its high enough you will just break your neck and have severe bruising around the brain which will cause a coma of approx 2 years.... Not to high a house though. When the house is too high, Your parents are the ones to clean cherrypie off of the cement LOL... Dont know if this answers your question or not, But it sure was fun to answer it... lol.

2006-09-15 09:20:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Think about why you need the rest so bad. a coma is not the answer. you may not wake up at all. try a sleeping aid. relax. don't be doing the things that make you so tired. space out your day and work.

2006-09-15 09:21:35 · answer #4 · answered by StarShine G 7 · 0 0

Sounds like you're really burnt out.

Spend some time just for you everyday. Like taking a bubble-bath, meditating, going for a leisurely stroll etc.

Set up boundaries. Don't answer the phone during supper, don't let yourself be available to all people all the time. Use a 'do not disturb' sign on your door sometimes. lol

Get organized.

Take better care of your health via regular exercise and good diet.

There are no simple cures to lifes stresses. They have to be managed. Wishful thinking is just wasting chances to do something and improve things.

:)

2006-09-15 09:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by moment_in_passing 3 · 2 0

Ask a doctor to induce coma

2006-09-15 09:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by Sydney 5 · 1 0

Drug induced coma is not fun. you feel like someone hit you in the face with a hammer. Just go to bed when you are tired!

2006-09-15 09:17:08 · answer #7 · answered by angela91739 2 · 1 0

Putting you to sleep is one thing, but putting yourself into acoma is never a good idea.
PLEASE talk to a dr. before you do anything. There are many options for sleeplessness.

2006-09-15 09:17:08 · answer #8 · answered by LadyMagick 5 · 2 0

Run really fast, head first, into a brick wall.

2006-09-15 09:15:13 · answer #9 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 1 0

i would go to the nearest pub and tell the biggest and fattest guy in the whole place that his mother is shite at shagging and you want to lick his ****. you therefore may end up in a comma for several days . glad to help you babe.

2006-09-15 09:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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