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2006-09-15
09:02:32
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Jeff Gordon is a WIMP (that’s for big wimp), he’s like Peewee Herman at Wrestle Mania. He drives a clown car, he sheds more tears than your average woman. I’m only being nice because he drives a Chevy, by the way, his car dealership sucks too!!! (speaking from experience)
2006-09-15
09:16:01 ·
update #1
I think the other answers are missing your point, which I agree with if I have it right: Jeff Gordon is just very corporate, doesn't want to offend anyone etc leaving him whining about other drivers and would never stand up to another driver the way that say Tony does (whether or not Tony is right about the battles he chooses is up to each person to decide) and that Carl Edwards did in turn when Tony crashed him. It is very dishonest for the drivers to not say how they feel when none of them are saints and each probably has their own grudges that they don't talk about outside of their motor homes. I like Tony because he is honest you know how he feels and he adds drama to nascar. Without that drama I would be completely disinterested in nascar because there is no technological innovation and there is no real manufacturer vs manufacturer battle because the cars are the same except for the front bumper design. All parts are made by only nascar approved manufacturers and have no relation whatsoever to actual production cars made by Toyota, GM, Ford or Chrysler.
2006-09-15 10:03:42
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answered by Matt M 5
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Jeff Gordon Sucks
2016-11-17 02:01:48
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answered by ? 4
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Jeff gordon Suxs for many reasons.
1) Jimie Johnson lets him and even likes it!
2) He isn't really from Indiana and we DO NOT have to claim him (Go Tony Stewart!)
3) he's a crybaby and a whiny butt! His sponser chould be Velveta so he can have a little cheese with all that whine!
4) He wrecks whoever he wants whenever he wants! This is only a good thing when he's behind the 48, 2, 8 or 5, but then again we all know those guys like getting hit from behind~
2006-09-16 08:28:38
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answered by Anonymous
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If being a 4 time cup champion means he sucks, then he sucks. At least #24 made the chase this year, how about that #20?
All kidding aside, those drivers are risking their lives for our entertainment, that's pretty respectable. They and their teams work very hard all year to put on a good show. Try driving as fast as your car will go for 4 solid hours in heavy traffic....every weekend.
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Like all the other "cup" cars, Jeff Gordon's is no more Cherolet than a Volkswagon beetle and If I'm not mistaken, the only "stock" parts on the car are the rear axle gears that all the teams are required to use. Since you brought up whining and crying, (I suppose his dealership wouldn't extend credit to 'ya) I noticed that you expect answerers to give qualified, reasonable, and intelligent answers to your questions when you have made such a biased, lowbrow statement in the guise of a question.
I guess I just don't "get it."
2006-09-15 09:08:38
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answered by ©2009 7
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One of the reasons Jeff Gordon sucks is becauase Jimmie Johnson lets him lol.
2006-09-15 19:20:35
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answered by Kyla 2
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Pfft. Your argument has absolutely no basis. If third most titles all-time sucks, then tell us, what have you achieved in life that's greater? Or do you suck too?
And whoever praised Stewart and Edwards for "speaking their minds" obviously missed the race where Gordon went after Kenseth. Doesn't get much more honest than that.
2006-09-15 13:27:01
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answered by Anonymous 3
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1) He drives for the biggest cheater in the history of the sport, no one has ever been in more trouble on or off the track than Rick Hendrick, he's a con man and a crook (ask anyone who ever bought a car from him).
2) He never been honest and spoke his mind on any subject, everything he's ever said is rehearsed and phony speeches prepared by PR firms. Which makes him a corporate robot, who kisses the butts of the sponsors and nascar officials, no one likes a brown-noser.
3) He wrecks anyone in his way and thinks that's OK, but cries like a 3 year old if anyone ever bumps him at all.
4) He has a whiny nasally voice and cries all the time (at least he did when he was younger, which is when he made everyone hate him)
2006-09-15 17:29:53
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answered by biggie 5
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Wow...I didn't know that 4 championships and 75 wins meant that you sucked. Does Dale Sr's 7 championships mean that he sucked? Does Richard "The King" Petty's 200 wins mean that he sucked?
Some of you really need to grow up!
2006-09-15 14:22:52
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answered by Anonymous
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Because I don't know how excited he was after switching cars with Juan Pablo Montoya for a day in late 2003.
He was not as thrilled as a person would normally be after having such an experience. Although he likened driving a F1 car compared to a stock car as:
the stock car being a big old 747, compared to a F1 car which is like an F-18.
2006-09-15 09:08:43
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answered by Anonymous
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You are just jealous because you aren't as cool as he is. He must not suck that bad..he has won the most championships of any active NASCAR drivers, more poles, and overall the best record. You should do a little research into who really sucks and who doesn't...like choke stewart who didn't even make the chase this year. Go back to the playground and pick a fight with a 5 year old. You'll have better luck there.
2006-09-15 15:29:45
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answered by TotallylovesTodd! 4
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