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2006-09-15 08:48:07 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Science & Mathematics Other - Science

27 answers

double sided tape, that's what I used.

gum just starts stretching and makes a mess

2006-09-15 08:51:20 · answer #1 · answered by bubsir 4 · 3 0

Well when this guy gave me these tablets at a party I had exactly the same experience. What you have to do is tell the blue flying bunnies outside the window come in and pin them down.

Then dig behind your shed and find the big balloon buried there. Sleep outside for the night and when you come back in, the computer stops levitating and the bunnies are gone.

(Watch out!! The bunnies have teeth!!!)

2006-09-15 15:58:08 · answer #2 · answered by me 2 · 1 1

Call the FBI, obviously an alien has possessed your desk and it now has a mind of it's own, and chooses to levitate whenever it wants.

2006-09-15 16:33:30 · answer #3 · answered by Jell-O = ♥ 5 · 1 1

Buy a new one which does not levitate or see a psychiatrist

2006-09-15 15:50:00 · answer #4 · answered by Eyedoc 4 · 1 1

Run out to the garage and get a ladder out so you can "take a magic Carpet Ride"

2006-09-15 15:57:12 · answer #5 · answered by Gary M 3 · 1 0

Hope your chair starts levitating too, or you wont reach your keyboard!!

2006-09-15 16:50:23 · answer #6 · answered by sashlou 3 · 1 0

Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!! (Sorry, I haven't got their number handy at the mo. I'll try and teleport it to you when I find it.)

2006-09-15 15:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by Jackie J 4 · 1 0

Put a few weights on it to bring it back down.

2006-09-15 15:55:47 · answer #8 · answered by tw0cl0n3m3 6 · 0 1

Get a new desk.

2006-09-15 15:50:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Go take your anti-psychotic medication. You know this happens when you go off your meds.

2006-09-15 15:55:36 · answer #10 · answered by rom0801 2 · 1 0

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