in some messed up attempt at massaging my back. My wife says she's a great masseuse, but I feel like I went 10 rounds with Ali and I'm paying for this? My wife says I have to go back again, I don't want to ever, ever again. Please help me!
2006-09-15 08:26:51 · 35 answers · asked by Sausage Fingers™ 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
oh stop your whining and sniveling you big over stuffed bag of pain in the *** testosterone.
2006-09-15 08:34:24 · answer #1 · answered by sasha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a massage in Germany a couple years ago. I spent the entire massage saying , "Owww" and then laughing because I was paying for it! I was paying someone to hurt me!! And every time I said, "Owww!" she said, "Is gut!" And then then asked me where I hurt so she could concentrate on those areas. Ha! The areas that hurt where everywhere she'd already massaged!!!
And because I was paying for it, I didn't want to tell her to stop because that would be a waste, right? ****rolling eyes***
2006-09-17 10:01:37 · answer #2 · answered by EC-S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good for your wife... however... next time she may just hurt you really bad.... put yourself in her shoes.... you walk in and your wife is riding your brother/father/family member like a rodeo cowboy and you must in the future deal with that person and see that image everyday of your life... how would you feel? Nothing more need be said.
2006-09-15 08:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by lisa n florida 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean sexually? Or the sis is just a bad masseuse? We always tell women & kids that they don't have do do something that feels bad. Why should a man? Just say no, firmly, and tell her why. If she can't accept it, I'd ask her why...because her motives sound rather whacked to me!
2006-09-15 08:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by Gwynneth Of Olwen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What the heck? Your title has nothing to do with the paragraph below it. You are not making sense. Your wife walked in on you and her sister and she wants you to go back???
2006-09-15 08:30:42 · answer #5 · answered by Zelda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was going to say yeehaw but that's already been said lol. You wife is just jealous,she will get over it...I think. Till then-your screwed.
2006-09-15 18:41:00 · answer #6 · answered by domestic?goddess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, I dont see the problem; your wife caught you and she wants you to go back?? I suppose you could stick you head up your rump and roll on out of there, cowboy!
2006-09-15 08:31:36 · answer #7 · answered by K F 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't get out of this mess. Take 3 valium and go back for your other treatment.
2006-09-15 10:37:01 · answer #8 · answered by acmeraven 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Be honest.
After all your wife loves you and she should understand it. Tell her you didnt enjoy it at all. I dont think she d force you to suffer again.
And to her sister you both can say that you have no time or so...
Dont suffer in vain! open up!
2006-09-15 08:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by Magnetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
using the reverse cowgirl position I hope! Great job chap!
2006-09-15 08:30:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I say to hell with your wife! Sounds like her sis might be taking out some major aggression on you....LOL
2006-09-15 08:33:11 · answer #11 · answered by ladysteelersince1976 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋