i will post the conclusion afer 3 ppl respond
2006-09-15 07:41:27 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
another stiff in congress
Or
A short way to get screwed
2006-09-15 07:42:51 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
taller hahaha hears some more for you Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start! (Unless you are an environmentalist; then you would consider this indiscriminate dumping of hazardous waste.)
Q: What do you call an automobile accident between 2 lawyers?
A: A Saab story.
Q: What's the difference between W.C. Fields and F. Lee Bailey?
A: One's a pompous, gin-soaked clown; the other's an actor.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
A: A Doberman pinscher!
2006-09-15 14:45:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A politician who is always spouting off? Oh yeah they do that without the viagra. Ok my own question, do guys have orgasms on that stuff? Just curious.
2006-09-15 14:44:33 · answer #3 · answered by lisapj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No idea but I'm going to put one in a glass of milk and have a stiff drink
2006-09-15 14:42:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A standing ovation?
2006-09-15 14:43:10 · answer #5 · answered by goodbye 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Standing ovation!
2006-09-15 14:42:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He will give himself a stiff raise in pay.
2006-09-15 14:43:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A hard time
2006-09-15 14:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A stiff?
2006-09-15 14:45:32 · answer #9 · answered by Evie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, an upstanding citizen.
Now, go away, little boy!
2006-09-15 14:43:25 · answer #10 · answered by Vince M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋