Lets make this a good one so be very creative!
2006-09-15 06:58:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Other - Politics & Government
He was a gay sex massage artist in a bathhouse in Mecca.
HIs name there was Brucey Bin Laden
2006-09-15 07:04:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well he worked for the CIA while fighting the soviets in the Mujahadeen in afghanistan. This was probably his first job becuase he comes from a family of BILLIONAIRES.
And next his name is USAMA.
Our government and media donot call him this becuase his name is an achronym for United Stated Airforce Military Academy. He's a ***** but I don't ike to be lied to to make me feel better. Its Usama.
2006-09-15 14:03:57 · answer #2 · answered by big-brother 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He was actually a rich playboy a player, and thats a Fact!
Last 3 Jobs in reverse order.
80's Player.
90's Construction.
2000+ Terrorist.
2006-09-15 14:04:29 · answer #3 · answered by widgb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, some of these responses are really degrading to those who hold low level McJobs.....perhaps it's because we wish him to suffer at any point in his life, but any link, however menial, between flipping burgers or being a cashier, and being the head of the worlds most most infamous terrorist group, are just plain unfair.
2006-09-15 14:09:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cut heads off the lambs for Haji lamb sandwiches at the local school cafeteria?
2006-09-15 14:13:13 · answer #5 · answered by The Flashman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Port a Potty sucker upper! Or maybe a Jack in the Box drive throug window worker: "Just say Soda Stupid!"
2006-09-15 14:06:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
WELL I DONT KNOW IF THIS WAS HIS FIRST JOB BUT HE USED TO BE IN BUSINESS WITH MR PRESIDENT AND HIS DADDY. THEY WERE IN THE OIL BUSINESS TOGETHER. THAT IS WHY WHEN THE 9/11 ATTACK HAPPENED.....THE OSAMAS AND A LOT OF OTHER IRAQI ASSOCIATES LIVING IN AMERICA WERE TRANSPORTED OUT BY YOURS TRULY.....
I HOPE I DONT GET KILLED FOR THAT STATEMENT.
2006-09-15 14:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by goldie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Flipping cheese-camelburgers at McAbdul's
2006-09-15 14:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That guy comes from so much wealth that he's never had to do anything but pretend to play army in the desert.
2006-09-15 14:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Chris J 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He worked at McDonalds when he was 16.
2006-09-15 14:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by blueyes2001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋