A place to vent...things you have problems with, things that bother you, or funny stories
2006-09-15 06:53:12 · 5 answers · asked by Slut4Points 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Something that bothers me:
When people eat.
AHH! I can't stand it! It makes me wanna spork out my eyes and shove knifes in my ears.
2006-09-15 06:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by RecycledxHeart 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bathroom is a good place to vent.
Things I have a problem with? Here are a few:
People that eat with their mouths open or try to talk at the same time with a mouthful of food.
People that pick their behinds in public (not pretty).
Dudes that diddle their whacker while standing in front of you talking (it makes no difference to them if you are male or female).
Women or men that try to wear clothes two sizes too small for them (especially bathing suits - gimme a break).
Men with gobs of nose hair protruding from their nostrils.
A funny story and true by the way:
I attended a luncheon in Baton Rouge where former Gov. Edwards was the guest speaker. He is cajun and always starts off by telling a cajun joke. It went like this:
Pierre ran into Boudreaux who he had seen for some time.
Pierre said, "Boudreaux, how you doin'?"
Boudreaux replied, "Man, hadn't you heard. I'm getting married."
Pierre say, "No. Who you marrying?"
Boudreaux say, "Marie"
Pierre, "Marie?"
Boudreaux, "Yeah you kno' Marie from Mamou."
Pierre say, "Oooohhhh."
Boudreaux, "Wad you mean oooohhhh?"
Pierre, "Well that der Marie she dun screwed every man in Mamou!"
Boudreaux, "Not to worry shad. Mamou's a small town!"
2006-09-15 14:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always wanted to be like Spiderman and have webs shoot out of my wrists, but I do that flicking thing like he does in the movie and nothing happens. It's really starting to piss me off. I'd have so much fun if I could shoot spiderwebs outta my wrists. No one would be able to break into my house because they'd get stuck. And if people pissed me off I could wrap 'em up and hang 'em to the ceiling. And I wouldn't need a car to get to work, I could just swing using the webs.
But why do the webs shoot out of his wrists anyway? Wouldn't it be more anatomically correct to have them shooting out of his butt?
It doesn't really matter, it was just a question. I'd rather have the webs coming outta my wrists.
2006-09-15 13:58:32 · answer #3 · answered by VLIGER DRAGÖN 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate those eating contests, to see who can eat the most hot dogs, or pie etc. These are just so stupid.
Also, reality shows are a waste.
2006-09-15 14:01:57 · answer #4 · answered by Lynn M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am quitting my job today, because I hate it so much
2006-09-15 13:55:44 · answer #5 · answered by Christina H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋