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Word from several reliable sources is that Jessica Simpson will be featured in November's "American Scientifc Journal" where she will prove that E=mc squared is pure bunk and she will reveal a new equation. Anybody else hear this rumor?

2006-09-15 06:25:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Celebrities

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Maybe Einstein should come back from the dead and give us a scientific theory as to why Jessica is so stupid.

2006-09-15 06:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by pegasus_1174 5 · 2 0

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2016-11-27 00:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Well... I don't knoe. Search on google for "Jessica Simpson American Scientific Journal" and see.

2006-09-15 06:38:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jessica S couldn't tell you what E=MC squared MEANS

2006-09-15 06:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by All I have to do is dream... 4 · 1 0

Jessica's theory of relativity is that her dad is a pervert and wants her.

2006-09-15 06:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by ciza29 3 · 0 0

She probably thought Einstein was discussing relatives.

2006-09-15 06:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by Caffeinated 4 · 0 0

No, She is still trying to fiqure out if it's chiken of the sea, on the sea or in the sea and if it really is chicken

2006-09-15 06:30:45 · answer #7 · answered by Brer Buffalo 6 · 1 0

I don't think so..Jessica would be the last person I would think to do that..since she knows almost squat.

2006-09-15 06:27:01 · answer #8 · answered by smilerawa 1 · 1 0

Yep.. and then she will also prove that Chicken of the Sea really is chicken too..

2006-09-15 06:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by limgrn_maria 4 · 3 0

Yeah. Its called b+0+0+b+s= success!

2006-09-15 06:26:21 · answer #10 · answered by kermit 6 · 5 0

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