....disrupt the whole lesson beyond the point of the teacher ever getting to start their lesson.
best, funniest or closest to the right answer gets 10 points, everyone else can have 2
2006-09-15 06:22:13 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
since nobody is near the correct answer i'm going to give you a clue;
"it has nothing to do with what the teacher or the pupils are doing"
2006-09-15 08:17:47 · update #1
Say that you just saw a mouse running under the desk!
2006-09-15 06:24:00 · answer #1 · answered by Fluffy 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
For you, or the most disruptive person in the class, to drop dead.
OK that wasn't very nice but, in view of your edit and the fact that it's just after the start of term, I'd suggest that it was a timetabling blunder where maybe the teacher had not been matched to the correct class, maybe that the class is English but the teacher is a French language assistant who can hardly speak a word. Then I knew a drama teacher who spent most of her lessons running around the school (in a flap) trying to find her class. It's hard to think of a situation where a good teacher would not be able to improvise. I'd suggest a timetabling blunder of some sort.
2006-09-15 13:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ask the teacher what the point of their lesson is every time they give a reason tell them its not good enough and demand a better one and keep concluding by saying their subject is pointless cos they cant give a good reason
or start hysterically crying/laughing
or start jumping up and down screaming that youve got a lizard in your pants and make everyone do the same
2006-09-15 13:45:10 · answer #3 · answered by Smile-for-me :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to disrupt a lesson? Education is a priveledge not a chore.
Do you know how stressful it is being a teacher? I quit because I nearly had a nervous break down. Those people that can do it are absolute Gods in my eyes why would you want to make their job, which is incidentally to help you out, any more difficult?
2006-09-15 13:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by Fluorescent 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I had some teachers that you could ask a philosophical question to and they were SO eager to teach anything that we could spend ages getting him to talk about that instead of anything else! But for that to work you need other people on your side to keep the questions coming!
2006-09-15 13:33:56 · answer #5 · answered by sammi 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just rock in your chair and make slight moaning noises i'm sure it will unnerve her to ask if your ok, like a nutter (unlike some of the sicko answers on her!)
2006-09-15 13:35:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
We used to get our maths teacher to talk about his kids. He used to talk straight through the lesson while we all had a nap!!
2006-09-15 15:34:56 · answer #7 · answered by bobbi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just dont go to class-
your lesson will never start. then one day when you are old you can look back and tell your children about that day you didnt go to class and your lesson never started-
oh and hey maybe you could go do something fun instead like...
.... learn your lessons the hard way!!!
2006-09-15 13:33:08 · answer #8 · answered by tbaby 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
⥠Throw paper aeroplanes randomly round the class
⥠When she tries to speak, fall off your chair and curl into a ball screaming " AHH! THE VOICE! IT'S BACK! MAKE IT STOPPPPPP! "
⥠Doodle on desks
⥠Doodle on walls
⥠Stand up and leave the class without asking
⥠Sit on your boyfriends lap and start kissing him really deeply when she enters. Refuse to stop.
2006-09-15 13:32:11 · answer #9 · answered by Rhiann 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
bring a celebrity with u 2 class
2006-09-15 13:29:32 · answer #10 · answered by Darkcrow 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋