2006-09-15 05:52:34 · 12 answers · asked by johnmonroe 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
well like most of you scratch them
2006-09-15 06:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First thing, stand up and pee, shake it or slap it up against the side of the urinal. Masturbate. Have sex. Experience male orgasm. Try to put on a condom. Scratch their balls. Measure it. Check their balls for pimples. Look at it in a mirror. The list goes on and on as we men do the dumbest things with our little guy and his two friends.
2006-09-15 07:29:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They would emasculate the balls, and claim that they couldn't be held responsible for any decisions they made on that day because they were thinking with their penis.
2006-09-15 06:22:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women would nag about how they have to carry this huge package between their legs...just like how they nag about having to be the one to have babies....and when they weren't nagging about their package they would be shopping for the perfect jeans to make their package look bigger...lol
2006-09-15 06:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by Circle R designs CEO 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Freak out. Stay home in bed crying.
2006-09-15 08:50:17 · answer #5 · answered by Bill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would have to pee standing up. Must be nice not having to pull down your pants entirely.
2006-09-15 07:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do everything a woman does. Walk about, pee, ****, sex, scratch, wash...
2006-09-15 09:15:06 · answer #7 · answered by Seph7 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Make more money.
2006-09-15 06:16:58 · answer #8 · answered by amish-robot 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
put on a bra or pluck it
2006-09-16 11:03:30 · answer #9 · answered by diggin_thedirt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piss on you
LOL just kidding
2006-09-15 06:01:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋