my grandma was 62yrs. old when she got stopped for the FIRST time by police. the cop asked her "didnt u see that stop sign?" and then my grandma told him "yes sir, i did see it. i just didnt see u." He thought that was so cute and didnt give her a ticket!!!
2006-09-15 05:26:53 · 4 answers · asked by PUTT 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Good answer! Give your grandma a high five for me, ok? It's been many years since I received a speeding ticket, but, I wouldn't try to get out of it. I was riding with a friend several years ago when a cop stopped her for speeding. When the cop asked her why she was speeding, she said her cruise control was set to that speed. Oops! Wrong answer. Needless to say, she got the ticket.
2006-09-15 10:11:17 · answer #1 · answered by loveblue 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely-being from New Jersey,myself and understanding the Palisades expressway,additionally you will desire to no the police officers lay in look forward to somebody merely such as you, so your thought is to pass into courtroom and lie,top that makes quite some experience. You have been clocked at seventy 4,in a 50 mph,zone do you fairly think of you will get off via mendacity to the decide or making it harder for your self once you notice him it fairly isn't rocket technology ok what do you think of could take place via mendacity to the decide? ok,so it is not your fault you probably did not get not something interior the mail from the courts like the officer suggested you may even though it is your fault which you misplaced the cost tag and omit you preliminary courtroom date the decide would desire to slap fines on you for that, you're fortunate oftentimes they project a warrant to your arrest for lacking a courtroom date,i'm not making that up they do i grew to become into born and raised in New Jersey,Essex County,(Newark) so like I suggested i understand what i'm speaking approximately. merely visit courtroom and be at recent up with the decide ok,you have not any excuse for going seventy 4 in a 50 mph zone you theory you have been on my own on the line rushing and you weren't and have been given caught this is approximately as hassle-free simply by fact the nostril on your face merely be grown up and manage it you purchased your self into this now be and person and get your self out of it and mendacity to the decide isn't the way not until eventually you want to pay greater suitable than you will have too the alternative is yours god success with that.
2016-12-15 08:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry officer I have to get to the hospital my mom/dad just had a heart attack. didn't even bother to follow to check if the story was true and I flew down the road
2006-09-15 05:30:16 · answer #3 · answered by topgunpilot22 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just tell them something like this:
"Hey don't you have some black motorists to harrass"? Or
"Wanna donut"?
2006-09-15 05:30:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋