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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

2006-09-15 05:05:07 · 4 answers · asked by April J 4 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

4 answers

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

So -- the woodchuck got scared, is hiding and can't chuck wood.

2006-09-15 07:57:18 · answer #1 · answered by Yahzmin ♥♥ 4ever 7 · 0 1

A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

2006-09-17 18:02:36 · answer #2 · answered by RW 3 · 0 1

it's only been asked another 197 times http://answers.yahoo.com/search/search_result;_ylt=AopKuMylMti3KJH4wDoMSwoezKIX?p=How+much+wood+would+a+woodchuck+chuck+if+a+woodchuck+could+chuck+wood%3F+

2006-09-15 05:54:19 · answer #3 · answered by Eden* 7 · 0 0

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2006-09-15 07:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1 0

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