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I'm kinda down today. :(

2006-09-15 03:58:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

12 answers

Sure, kid. the rain eventually does stop ya know.

Ask some more questions -

2006-09-15 04:01:26 · answer #1 · answered by TheDoctor 6 · 2 0

I'll try but I'm kind of down in the dumps too. Okay let me think of some jokes. I hope you're not offended by blonde jokes. Hey I'm a blonde so I can tell them and LOL too. How can you tell a blonde has been on the computer? By the white-out on the screen. What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes? An interrupter. Why did the blonde smile when it was lightening outside? She thought that she was having her picture taken. I hope that helps. I hope I did not offend you.

2006-09-15 04:04:27 · answer #2 · answered by Marenight 7 · 2 0

Well today is my birthday. My son kept me up half the night so I'm exhausted. My husband spent the entire morning screaming at me because I'm lazy, and at my daughter because she forgot her field trip form at school so she's stupid apparently, and again at me because our other daughter has a cold and he doesn't need to be sick right now so we should all stay the hell away from him because we're disgusting.

I made myself a pot of coffee and the filer collapsed so I got nothing but coffee grounds with some sludgy water mixed in.

There's an extra $800 in charges on our credit card and the card company can't seem to tell us what our most recent transactions are.

My mother fell off the wagon this past weekend. Again.

My dog has a large lump on his penis.

I'm sick of being a milk machine.

I'm not getting any younger.

Feel better?

2006-09-15 04:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0 1

Well I don't know if I can cheer you up or not but I do hope your day gets better. Smile a little more and people will smile back and that will cheer you up along with the other people paths you will cross.
Hope you end up having a great day.

2006-09-15 04:02:36 · answer #4 · answered by rranderson1968 4 · 1 1

Well bless your little heart! I go through that a lot too. Go to www.bored.com and take a look at some of those jokes. Or better yet, come and look at my question history. I had plenty of folks send me stuff to make me laugh when I asked for a little humor.

2006-09-15 04:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by Mommymonster 7 · 1 1

Cheer you up? Well atleast u werent the one who walked thru dog shyt this morning.

2006-09-15 04:02:37 · answer #6 · answered by DaDirtySouth 5 · 0 1

There,there. It's all going to be okay. Just watch some "24" and everything will be fine

2006-09-15 04:22:38 · answer #7 · answered by BeautifulDevil 3 · 0 1

Just think of an Happy moment you had with anyone or remember your pet's crazy thing that does to you or a small child's face whom you had seen.
Definitely anyone of these will make you feel better.............

2006-09-15 04:05:11 · answer #8 · answered by Ryna Fonda 3 · 1 1

ever been suckerpunched hard in your soft relaxed gut, honey? if no than you should be thankful you never felt that intense pain before..that should cheer you up girl

2006-09-15 04:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

bend over honey, I'm fixing to cheer yer lil butt right on up!!

2006-09-15 04:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

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