What would you rather be..?

Question

a male scorpion or a female giraffe?
Lose both you hands or both your feet?
Skydive or bungee jump?
have scissors for hands or scissors for feet?

oh and finally run down your street naked for 5 minutes or run through the grocery store naked for 20 seconds?

Answer 1

A female giraffe - I love being a girl.

I think I'd rather lose both feet but replace them with scissors. That way I can still multitask - cut coupons with my feet while making dinner or doing needlepoint with my hands.

I'd rather bungee jump because then I'd be anchored to something stable and still get the adrenaline rush.

Answer 2

I am a female giraffe.
I often lose my footing because I can't feel my feet sometimes.
I'd love to skydive.
I wouldn't mind being a 'scissor hands'.

and I've already run around my street naked, though I was only a toddler at the time...!

Answer 3

A naked female giraffe with no feet getting thrown out of a plane and landing in a grocery store full of scissors.

Answer 4

a female giraffe cuz she's female and she's cute (scorpions are cruel:p)

this is hard, none!! :s but probably both my feet cuz u can sit on a wheelchair and get around but it's hard to write with ur feet

bungee jump, it's somewat safer ;)

scissors for hands, how will i walk with scissor feet???

this is totally impossible!! maybe down the street cuz there's a smaller probability that a lot of ppl will see me :s

Answer 5

A male scorpion - because they are aggressive and, well, cool

Both hands - Walking is more important.

Bungee Jump - Off a really high bridge. That would be awesome.

Scissors for hands - It would be hard finding shoes that fit.

Street for 5 minutes - I only have neighbors on ones side of my house, I'd run the other direction.

Answer 6

the answer is simple the grocery store for twenty seconds i can duck dip dodge and hide behind displays for twenty seconds much easier than i can run down the street for five minutes plus u can hide in the cucumber display and hope the old ladies arent wanting an off colored cucumber for decoration of some sort there is no right or wrong answer the point in this question is to be creative and have fun correct

Answer 7

a female giraffe
lose both feet (i need my hands more)
skydive
scissors for feet (obvious for my 2nd answer)
and run naked in a lesser time (so that's the 5 seconds) no matter where that is.

Answer 8

Male scorpion
Lose both my feet
bungee jump
scissors for feet
then run thru the neighborhood naked for 5 min

Answer 9

male scorpion (to sting and poison enemies)
lose both feet (i love to write)
Skydive
Well hands would be more lodgical for scissors

Run down the street

Answer 10

running through the grocery store naked for 20 seconds.. great idea, I think I'll try it someday