How best to remove the blueberry muffin stuck in my throat...?

Question

...when there is nobody around to slap me on the back to dislodge it?
(I really should know better than to read the answers of certain individuals whilst muffin munching! Laugh, I almost choked to death!!!)...

Answer 1

Stand up straight as you can be and look up while you down a pint of water - or better yet, something alcoholic. Take big gulps to wash it down, but be careful not to choke.

Or make yourself sick as a parrot. As a guy you could kick yourself in the nuts, but I hope you can't do that! There are other things though, I am sure, to bring on a bout of nausea. Then slump over the toilet and make the bowl look pretty.

Answer 2

Eat another one and hope this dislodges the previous one, repeat this until there is no muffin left in your throat or you run out of mufins, then drink a glass of water.

Answer 3

1 Swallow it
2 Get A Pluger
3 Get on the beer bong
4 Eat another muffin
5 Get a knife and cut it out
6 Dont eat muffins
7 Get someone to punch ya in the throat
8 Put ya fingers down there
9 Try Squeeze it out like ya constipated
10 Spit dont swallow (Ladies dont spit)

Answer 4

Gulp loads of water and slap urself on the chest

Answer 5

To drink something..probably like milk or many even a juice. Just get something to weigh it down or cause it to loss some of it's mass and then it'll go down.

Answer 6

Just drink a glass of water or make boiled rice in a ball shape and swallow it

Answer 7

warm cup of tea....

Your good at typing while choking on a muffin my sweet

Answer 8

Stand behind a chair & hit your chest/stomach on it, or stand in front of a wall (backwards) and run backwards into it.

Answer 9

Upend yourself on a chair, and cough. (Or dont eat muffins while reading funny ****.)

Answer 10

Warm coffee with milk should do the trick.