2006-09-15 02:13:53 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
When in my kitchen a couple of days ago - I have the biggest wuss of a cat - a ginger tom who is pretty much scared of his own shadow. My handbag was on the floor and he walked around the corner and completely freaked when he spotted it. He jumped about two foot in the air and landed on a sofa with have in the kitchen. Our other cat was asleep on the sofa and had the freaked cat land on her. They both flew down the kitchen at about 200 miles an hour. Very funny - I had tears streaming down my face. I could earn a fortune of you've been framed if I'd got it on tape to send in!
2006-09-15 02:25:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Me and my bloke were in Glasgow the other weekend and we went into a Cocktail bar and ordered some cocktails. We were planning on having 5 or 6 each but we got a bit frisky so got teh bill after only 2 cocktails each - the bill? £51.80!!!!!! These damn cocktails were £12.95 each. My mans face was a picture and I laughed all teh way back to the hotel room, all the way up in the lift and for about half an hour.
2006-09-15 02:23:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is dreadful to mention, but we were in a church at a FUNERAL. At the end, four or six men picked up the coffin to carry it out of the church. It was an awkward church with narrow aisles. When the men were nearly at the door, they stopped, walked backwards again to nearly where they had started from, and there was more space, and TURNED THE COFFIN ROUND so that it was pointing the other way. Then they carried it out of the church. One person said "I wonder why they did that?" and another said "Maybe it's supposed to be unlucky to be carried out of church head first".
2006-09-15 05:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At my friends New year's social gathering, we've been enjoying reality or dare and that i became the only individual who took the dares, which incorporate flashing the window (not thoroughly), kissing all my friends on the face, going downstairs and telling the mother and dad that we've been enjoying reality or dare and viciously making out with a filled animal. lol
2016-10-15 00:45:11 · answer #4 · answered by mulry 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About a month ago when my youngest daughter went to spend the night at her grandma's and she looked in the bag with her clothes and got all upset bc I put shorts and a shirt in there and she said I'm not a boy, boys wear shorts and her grandma said well girls wear shorts and my daughter popped off with I'm NOT that kind of girl!!!
2006-09-15 02:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by ducky71j 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
when i watched the film white chicks the other day i just couldnt stop laughing i had a stomach ache in the end from laughing so much
2006-09-15 02:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yesterday, when my friends teenage daughter opened her mouth which was full of mashed potato squashed her cheeks and said she was a zit. Childish I know but I nearly peed myself.
My friend wasn't amused which made me laugh even more ;)
2006-09-15 02:47:26 · answer #7 · answered by Janbull 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last night. My three year old is so crazy. She ran around saying " we got a pootin pickle problem" then she would pretend to poot. She just makes up this stuff.
2006-09-15 02:48:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About four days ago. My beautiful, graceful, heavily pregnant girlfriend bent over to pick up a balloon and farted like an Irish navvy! (No disrespect to any Irish navvies, but you know who you are!)
2006-09-16 11:20:21 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
about last month....
when a boy in my class fell down from his chair..no along with his chair during the class.
the whole class laughed and i could'nt stop laughing.
and another boy who was drinking water at that time, spit it on his school bag!
that was it.
2006-09-15 02:25:49 · answer #10 · answered by anu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋